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Stupid is winning

submitted by Osmanthus to whatever 1 weekMay 6, 2024 15:13:55 ago (+3/-2)     (cleantechnica.com)

https://cleantechnica.com/2024/05/05/impervious-surfaces-lose-appeal-depaving-movement-gains-momentum/

This level of retard can't be real? The more you read this article and the site the more it seems like a weapon of war.


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[ - ] Reawakened 6 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 15:30:15 ago (+6/-0)

Whoever came up with this has never lived on a farm.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 15:32:32 ago (+3/-0)

No joke. Every single building will need "mud-off" entry areas for people clean -or- switch their shoes as they show up for work, and shop.

All so they can lower the temp 1-2 degrees?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 18:09:42 ago (+0/-0)

Seriously

[ - ] Not_C 4 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 17:07:45 ago (+4/-0)

Ground surface temperatures of pavement can be significantly warmer than grass — 45 degrees Fahrenheit or higher under direct sunlight.

This is great news.
Global warming isn't caused by CO2. It's caused by city slickers.

Time to tax the shit out of city slickers and give the money to the rest of us.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 21:12:44 ago (+2/-0)

Good fuckin point. Let's glass the cities and reflect that light back to space.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 16:18:29 ago (+2/-0)

The should send them to india for a month. They will put that pavement back down within minutes of deplaning.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 15:19:37 ago (+2/-0)

Re-Education Camps When!

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 15:34:39 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck the camps. It's either ovens, or free 1-way helicopter rides 12 miles off-shore.

[ - ] iSnark 5 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 15:45:19 ago (+5/-0)

Ovens are a no-go, Greta wouldn't allow that... Maybe tie them to a wind turbine fan blades

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 23:06:01 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe tie them to a wind turbine fan blades

Man, it's hilarious that I'm not the only one to have thought of that method.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1 weekMay 6, 2024 23:03:42 ago (+1/-0)

Too slow. Cargo ships can handle the volume more efficiently. Load them all into containers and dump them offshore.

[ - ] Lordbananafist -1 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 15:40:27 ago (+0/-1)

I'm not paying for that.

You're gonna spend yourself into a fucking grave.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 weekMay 6, 2024 15:49:43 ago (+1/-0)

The trick there is to use the stolen wealth of those being sent to the camps!

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 1 weekMay 6, 2024 16:08:28 ago (+1/-1)

Didn't work for the Germans. Get fucked kike.

[ - ] Bstream 1 point 1 weekMay 6, 2024 17:21:35 ago (+1/-0)

car sharing
refurbished
green
minimalistic life
declutter
These are industry functions of compression and optimisation of materials.
Next step in industrialisation (and by extention globohomo)

[ - ] Darwintroll 1 point 1 weekMay 6, 2024 16:08:03 ago (+1/-0)

I wonder if this is why they're letting all the illegals. SOME-one is gonna need to do the constant landscaping.