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Do you get the urge to flick air pods out of people's ears when they walk past you?

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to AskUpgoat 1 yearMay 6, 2024 14:30:40 ago (+1/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

I sure as hell do. Retards have no spatial awareness. They could cross an intersection and not hear the screeching tires of a car heading right for them. Always plugged in and oblivious to the world around them. They are so uncomfortable with their own thoughts that they have to drown out any internal monologue with podcasts, shitty music, or audiobooks. Never a moment of reflection or introspection.

I just want to flick those stupid little air pods out of their ears and force them to acknowledge the world around them.


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 18:43:50 ago (+0/-0)

Depends. I put them in when shopping or other public places when I don’t want a clown telling me about their stupid products.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 yearMay 6, 2024 16:44:10 ago (+1/-0)

It's only irritating when both are in and operating a motor vehicle.

I really enjoyed when people would wear their Beats headphones behind the wheel.

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 1 point 1 yearMay 6, 2024 18:38:56 ago (+1/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 yearMay 6, 2024 20:24:01 ago (+1/-0)

Amen brother.
Who is the dick cheese that downvoted this?

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 1 yearMay 6, 2024 20:55:22 ago (+1/-0)

I usually get the urge to stomp everyone into a puddle of goo. No air pods required for said urge.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 14:48:30 ago (+2/-0)

so uncomfortable with their own thoughts

I see those people and wonder whats its like to be that comfortable in public to allow yourself to be distracted like that. must be the life. Or wait. Are they selfish? Do they expect other people to watch out for them? the fucking gall. Am I their fucking babysitter? I might come around to your side Op.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1 yearMay 6, 2024 15:51:40 ago (+1/-0)

Could be a little of column A and a little of column B.

[ - ] Love240 2 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 15:49:48 ago (+2/-0)

No.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 16:01:12 ago (+2/-0)

No, because I'm not a raging cunt

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 2 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 16:54:40 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not a raging cunt

False.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 17:43:37 ago (+2/-0)

I venture out with tethered ear buds. Device off, I do it so people won’t try to chat me up. If you suddenly reached for my head, you would get a straight blade thru your neck.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 14:40:30 ago (+3/-0)*

Das a salt.

Look around, the "world" sux, deez daze.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 14:48:41 ago (+3/-0)

Some people wear those so people will leave them the fuck alone.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1 yearMay 6, 2024 21:16:58 ago (+1/-0)

I wear them sometimes with nothing playing. Not air pods, I ain't paying for that shit. I get the cheap, big lots version and hope like hell nobody fuckin bothers me. I keep my ears on for situational awareness, but I wear them so I'll have less people to tell fuck of in however many words it takes.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2024 03:22:38 ago (+0/-0)

My wife does that. She has an old set that doesn't even work but she wears them when she goes out in public so people won't talk to her.

[ - ] WNwoman 3 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 15:23:14 ago (+3/-0)

Yes! It infuriates me to no end. Once I was on vacation and we were on this boat tour viewing an amazing historical site. This idiot zoomer had these in and I wanted to scream. Can you not listen to your stupid nigger music for five minutes?

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 6, 2024 16:55:43 ago (+1/-0)

Can you not listen to your stupid nigger music for five minutes?

Yeah younger people especially are just programmed to always be plugged into something, "consuming" their "content".

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 15:28:37 ago (+3/-0)

More than once have I had stupid clowns step into my path of travel, dumb fucks never even looked to see if traffic was comming and their head was down towards the pavement, one stupid fuck didn't even hear my horn...I fucking hate these worthless fucks.