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LOOKING BACK AT THE MACHINE I WAS

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 1 yearMay 4, 2024 22:11:14 ago (+8/-2)     (HDLunited)

Played football for 4years in high-school, played hockey from 6years old to 35. Had a potential NHL future but a motorcycle accident ended that. Plenty of martial arts and boxing...in fact it was the Taekwondo that brought me back to almost the shape I was in throughout the 70s. At 6'4" and a bit and 258lbs I was nothing but confident, no fear meant no fear...BUT...I have taken a few beatings, I have lost teeth and I have been knocked out...BUT...it always took a gang to do it.

Problem for my adversaries was that they didn't kill me because retribution is dished out in pain.

For a few decades I was a major MC clubber until "81" arranged a "patch over" in 98/99, I still held rank but unofficially, due to professional aspects in my "other life"...but it was my "connections" in the 3rd world that reinforced the relationship. I had military and Constabulary in a few countries that were loyal to me and respected me, as I respected them.

I never panicked under any circumstances, even when outnumbered and confronted with armed psychos who did not care about who's life they took. But maintaining the physical condition required to stay feared and respected was getting to be too much of a job.

But the routine that kept me in the best of shape, without the gym, the DO or the ring was 300 situps, 100pushups, 30-50 pullups if possible using a tree branch...AND...15minutes of skip rope...and it's very important to be noticed but in a subtle way, word gets out and that's all part of the "psy-op".

Staying alive is not just about physical capability, in fact there were a few times when I thought my end was right there...especially when you're 4,000 miles from home at 22.30hrs with jungle on one side and open sea on the other and you've got 3 M16s shoved into your ribs and a half dozen niggers that want answers.

That's another story for another post...bottom line is, staying in shape is a major factor in staying alive...OVER AND OUT.



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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearMay 5, 2024 00:06:15 ago (+2/-0)

it always took a gang bang to do it.

Fixt

and you've got 3 M16s shoved into your ass and a half dozen niggers that want dey gibz

Fixt

OVA EEEN UPPOUTAHURRRRR!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1 yearMay 5, 2024 10:40:02 ago (+1/-0)

Yea,yea,yea,don't break yer' arm patting yourself on the back.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 1 yearMay 6, 2024 18:48:19 ago (+0/-0)

@xmasetc...I dislocated my shoulder...again.

[ - ] Rawrination 1 point 1 yearMay 5, 2024 06:02:43 ago (+1/-0)

Hopefully those like you are able to form functioning groups that can restore some sanity to this world. Either way you had an adventure most will never even dream about having.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1 yearMay 5, 2024 01:08:18 ago (+1/-0)

impressive, a real killing machine, ideal for warfare

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 yearMay 4, 2024 22:49:45 ago (+1/-0)

You could hit me with a quarter and it would just bounce off of me and I wouldn't even try & pick it up.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 yearMay 5, 2024 00:07:08 ago (+2/-0)

What about a quarter pounder?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 yearMay 5, 2024 10:56:22 ago (+1/-0)

I would absorb it.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1 yearMay 4, 2024 22:40:18 ago (+1/-0)

The communists want you to write a summsry of your life zyclonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 6, 2024 14:22:13 ago (+1/-0)

@DukeofRaul....compiling my life history would take 66 years...of which I don't have anymore...BUT...I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express one time

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1 yearMay 7, 2024 23:36:58 ago (+0/-0)

Those commercials were a million years ago