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There's currently a cadre of beaners moving in next door.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1 weekMay 4, 2024 15:30:03 ago (+22/-0)     (whatever)

Better than niggers I guess. I'll know if they're Mexican tomorrow if the air is polluted by mariachi and molta. They sound Colombian or Venezuelan. Too dark to be from Argentina.

It's a couple with three kids, so at least there's a family unit. No moving truck, just a squad of beat up f150's.

There goes the neighborhood, I knew I shouldn't have resigned the lease agreement.


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[ - ] Nerva 9 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 16:33:55 ago (+9/-0)

I've had the displeasure of living next to both blacks and mexicans. The blacks were more tolerable than the mexicans. We relocated to a higher income area to not have to live next to either, but thanks to all the government handouts there is no getting away from them. Our mexican neighbors embody every negative stereotype you've ever heard about them.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1 weekMay 4, 2024 16:44:48 ago (+1/-0)

I've lived next to Cubans, and they were really good neighbors. Mexicans are a special shitty breed of spic. I know a lot of Colombians and if they're here legally they're generally awesome people. It's people from El Salvador, Guatemala, Peru, and Puerto Rico that are generally shitty. Brazil is hit or miss, and People from Spain are awesome and the women are beautiful.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 19:57:14 ago (+0/-0)

I lived in Humboldt Park which is like spic central in Chicago. They would sell drugs out of the ice cream truck just like that nigger movie. That meant the ice cream truck would come in the middle of the night and last for hours with the fucking jingle keeping me up all night.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:20:10 ago (+0/-0)

Puerto Rico?

That's basically meximerica.

Odd they'd be shitty neighbors.

It'd be like having people from Guam or American Samoa move in.

Wouldn't think they'd be shitty neighbors.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1 weekMay 5, 2024 05:55:04 ago (+1/-0)

Ricans are worse than Mexicans to me. I grew up around a lot of Ricans in NYC and they're a mixture of Indian, White and Black whereas most Mexicans are simply Mestizo. Ricans also tend to be very Liberal and on board for any Black bullshit.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1 weekMay 5, 2024 02:01:54 ago (+0/-0)

Spain is europe, you know (what a comparison...)

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 1 weekMay 5, 2024 05:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

Southern Europe is not Northern Europe.
They are not the same thing.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 weekMay 5, 2024 05:51:48 ago (+0/-0)

Dominicans are coin toss. A lot of Dominicans remind me of Gus Fring in their style of dress, mannerisms and comportment. Extremely conservative. Then there are the ones (35%?) who are like Ricans that are just terrible fucking subhumans.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:21:37 ago (+0/-0)

embody every negative stereotype you've ever heard about them.

Drunk under a palm tree at 11am?

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1 weekMay 5, 2024 02:00:29 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sure the bill gates of this earth don't know what you're talking about

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 18:33:43 ago (+6/-0)

You know how most wetbacks are very superstitious? When you find out where they are from look up the scariest superstitions from there and make them Real!
Like, if they are from Venezuela hang fake owls all around your yard. Play the sound of screech owls at night. Things like that could possibly get them to move.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 21:02:03 ago (+2/-0)

Huge lulz potential here.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:24:43 ago (+1/-0)

Oiiiiii! chupacabra ess reeeel Dios miooooooooh!!

::laughs in spanish::

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 15:39:53 ago (+5/-0)

shits about to get bad, dude. Its like a black spot on the lung or brain. I would have a zero tolerance policy for any bullshit. Maybe even go to the walmart and get one of those pinatas and fill it with the most offensive thing you can thing of and hang it from a tree in your yard where they can all see it and beat the living fuck out of it. Then walk back into the house like nothing ever happened. Oh, and crank classical music on a ten. Maybe aim a directional speaker their direction and leave it on constantly so that your garden will grow better.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 15:50:41 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, you might be right. As policy I try to treat everyone with a basic level of respect until they give me a reason to adjust the level one way or the other. Rent isn't cheap there, it's a 3/2 with a pool, and if just the nuclear family it might be alright. I won't tolerate it if my peace is disturbed though. Right now it's basically a waiting game to see how they act when they settle in. I will say though, their Spanish isn't dirty like you'd hear from a Puerto Rican or Mexican. It sounds pretty clean, so that's a plus.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:22:51 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe even go to the walmart and get one of those pinatas and fill it with the most offensive thing you can thing of and hang it from a tree in your yard...

Can you fit a nog in a pinata?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 18:33:28 ago (+4/-0)

Lock your garage, and bring in all patio furniture and potted plants

[ - ] TomMacdonald 1 point 1 weekMay 4, 2024 20:12:09 ago (+1/-0)

Watch out for la cucarachas

[ - ] fnbs 3 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 19:11:34 ago (+3/-0)

I just had a whole family of disgusting taco niggers move out of the rental house next to me, they got into a big fight on Easter sunday and 5 cop cars showed up and now they are finally gone!... i guarantee nothing good will come of beaners moving in next to you

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:31:09 ago (+0/-0)

Wait until New Zealanders move in they are Hawaiian taco nogs.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 15:59:39 ago (+3/-0)

No dodge rams?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 16:40:41 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, actually there definitely was one now that you mention it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:25:44 ago (+0/-0)

Not anymore just Ram.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1 weekMay 5, 2024 07:42:16 ago (+0/-0)

Those are too new for spics still.

[ - ] scholarandrogue 1 point 1 weekMay 5, 2024 13:50:04 ago (+1/-0)

LATIN american vatican mercenaries.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 20:15:31 ago (+2/-0)

Watch out. Had beaners move in behind my house. One day mowing the grass, came across a rat. Of course I'm trying to figure out where it came from. When i looked over the fence, the beaners put ALL of their trash in their backyard so they didn't have to pay for trash pick up. Yeah, there goes and went the neighborhood

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:36:58 ago (+0/-0)

The new American dream is to be rich enough to be away from shitskins. I would call code enforcement and see if they can get in trouble for that. Tell them it is stinking up your yard and causing critters everywhere.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 2 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 20:10:12 ago (+2/-0)

The whole complex next door is full of beaners. It's always party time.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:27:55 ago (+0/-0)

¡Fiesta cabrone! ¡Hablar el primer idioma de Estados Unidos!

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1 weekMay 5, 2024 14:48:01 ago (+0/-0)

I like it better when you write in nigger speak. I can eventually work out what you are saying. This shit I don't know and don't want to know.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 19:56:06 ago (+2/-0)

If you put them in their place they'll generally behave. Mexicans know what time it is when a white man tells them what to do and threatens them.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 20:30:26 ago (+2/-0)

Entendo mucho, no habla mucho.
I can understand a lot of what they're saying, but I'm terrible at congegateing the verb. It's my wife's mother tounge, so I sent her over to straighten shit out. It seems to have worked for now, if it gets out of hand I'll go over there myself with a hand gun and a hard cock to take real good care of shit. Beaners are retarded, especially the ones that think us gringos don't know how to decipher their cunt speech.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 21:08:04 ago (+2/-0)

Never thought threatening someone would be a use for recreational Viagra.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:29:40 ago (+1/-0)

Dees juans ehh preetee bahdahss gringo eh?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 21:12:21 ago (+0/-0)

so I sent her over to straighten shit out

sent over ha. what happened to have to send her out?

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 1 weekMay 5, 2024 05:19:29 ago (+1/-0)

One is not better than the other.
The hispanic is an occupying horde.
Over 90% are illegal or beneficiaries of illegal mass migration.
Purge or deport...

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 1 weekMay 4, 2024 21:21:12 ago (+1/-0)

Burn those niggers out.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 1 weekMay 4, 2024 16:44:10 ago (+1/-0)

come on OP, where's the punchline?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 16:45:28 ago (+3/-0)

The punchline is at Jonesville.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:31:52 ago (+0/-0)

I thought it was Clarksville.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 weekMay 5, 2024 05:49:07 ago (+0/-0)

I am leaving America before retirement age. I'm not doing it to be a sex tourist, although I realize that being an American who is middle class gets you the same kind of pussy in foreign countries that being an NBA benchwarmer does here. Even in my early 20's, I have always been a one woman kind of guy and now that I'm past middle age, I'm not going to suddenly turn into some lothario.

I just need to be free of niggers and jews and have peace and quiet and not constantly have to worry about going to work to pay expenses and accruing more expenses to be able to go to work and pay for those expenses. I may go to South America, I may go to the Philippines. Maybe Hungary. Not sure. Wherever I can live off of my savings until Social Security kicks in and not be fucked with.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 weekMay 5, 2024 02:58:58 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:33:31 ago (+0/-0)

The White family across the street just moved out, holding my breath that some shitskins don’t in. It’s $1800 a month rent so most likely it won’t.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 23:17:45 ago (+0/-0)

Someone informed me that the house next to them was being enriched and they'd keep me updated.

So far they've only gone over to the house once because the quinceañera after party was bumping reggaeton until after 1am.

[ - ] vol09877 -1 points 1 weekMay 4, 2024 18:22:45 ago (+0/-1)

just beat them and rape them a little, they would move after that