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Why do girls like horses so much?

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 12:27:12 ago (+7/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] 2Drunk 14 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 12:51:42 ago (+16/-2)

The constant pounding on their nether region.

[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 15:25:10 ago (+1/-2)

retarded
if that were the case you would think a lot more of them would be jumping on exercise bikes.

[ - ] 2Drunk 6 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 15:57:36 ago (+6/-0)

I doubt you have ever been on a exercise bike.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 21:10:19 ago (+1/-0)

Got damn

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 16:07:56 ago (+1/-0)

Peleton is making a killing selling bikes you can use in the comfort of your own home targeted primarily at women, with a screen showing a male instructor doing a workout. They could work out for a lot cheaper. But no, the bike has $1000 dollar appeal. (And a subscription).

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 16:17:22 ago (+1/-0)

Peleton who? Pshh

Im telling on myself with how long its been since on one but before yt bombarded you with ads every two seconds i would just play dubstep (shut up) and put on bike scenery videos.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 19:33:51 ago (+1/-0)

BANGARANG!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 12:37:12 ago (+11/-0)

My family had a horse growing up, though I was really the only one that would take it out. We stabled it at a small ranch about a mile from the house.

They're amazing animals. You can get a good read on them just by making eye contact. They are capable of getting a good read on you too. They respond well to constant TLC, and it's easy to form a real relationship with horses.

There's also something almost fairy book about caring for and riding a horse. I imagine it's a combination of all of that.

[ - ] xmasskull 13 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 13:13:23 ago (+13/-0)

I felt the same way about my '84 Yamaha YZ250.

[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 14:11:41 ago (+3/-0)

I grew up in the country but have zero experience being around horses.

My husband and I were checking out the horse barn at the local state fair last summer. We wound up in front of three horses standing together - all facing the same way in a group as though they were having some quiet conversation.

We were standing right in front of them and all three were quietly looking at us right in the eyes (heads tall but as calm as could be). It was the most insane, dare I say, 'mystical' experience. It was as if they were looking right into us and were reading our souls and telepathically judging us amongst each other.

My husband and I just looked at each other and got the hell out of there lol. We were like, 'holy shit those horses were just like people observing us!' It was too much lol.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 15:27:40 ago (+2/-0)

Grew up in an area that had wild horses and we were always taught to stay away from them because they would bite you. Cant imagine standing there eye to eye with leting it silently size me up.

[ - ] parrygrin 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 15:20:43 ago (+1/-0)

And people think dogs are man's best friend.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 19:44:14 ago (+1/-0)

They're the ones you can have inside. Horses are for outside best friends. Have a donkey to deal with coyotes too.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 19:45:30 ago (+1/-0)

You witnessed the ones who can behave. The others still at the barn can be mean assholes.

They're giant dogs.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 19:41:58 ago (+1/-0)

There's also something almost fairy book about caring for and riding a horse

Modern car guys (the ones who do all the things to and for their vehicle) have the same sort of bond that people had with their horse(s) hundreds of years ago.

Grew up with Clydesdales...treating my car the same way as those big goofy bastards has given me nearly 250,000 miles without engine issues.

[ - ] Love240 5 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 13:26:03 ago (+6/-1)

It gives them a sense of power, subconsciously satisfying their penis envy.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 13:36:39 ago (+2/-0)

I feel the same way about machetes.

way less maintenance but def satisfies the "penis envy"

[ - ] Love240 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 15:13:23 ago (+1/-0)

Neat.

[ - ] JustALover 5 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 13:15:37 ago (+6/-1)

Having a massive 1000 pound animal between their legs and being in sort-of control of it.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 14:04:53 ago (+1/-1)

Modern women love that feeling.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 17:18:08 ago (+2/-0)

Not sure if by "girls" OP means all women or just young women. But assuming he means young women then yes, girls loves them some horses. The reason is because horses are large and powerful and they are, generally, pretty sensitive and empathetic. In short girls imagine their horse as a sort of prince and they fall in love with it. That's assuming the horse isn't a total dick, which happens.

Note though that girls tend to stop riding in their teens. Their interests shift to boys and starting to build a future, which means a home and children. Modern chicks who have been ruined by Marxism think differently, of course, but they usually aren't into horses in the first place so those idiots aren't part of this discussion.

Girls that continue to ride into adulthood have a shift in how they view horses. The romance of horse riding is replaced by the practical aspects of horse ownership. Namely horses are a lot of work and money and these women now have lots of other demands on their time. I have no doubt that they still love horses and riding but gone is the idyllic wistful time spent with Trotter in their pre-teen and teenage years.

To be clear girls generally learn from the start that taking care of a horse is hard work. My point is that what was a labor of love becomes just a lot of work.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 21:22:00 ago (+0/-0)

Dated a horse girl. Trust me, lots of adult women ride and own horses. The disease does not fade with age.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 16:55:29 ago (+1/-0)

Horses are sacred

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 19:03:33 ago (+0/-1)

2 words: HORSE COCK