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I hate being black.

submitted by zongongo to whatever 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 14:51:48 ago (+2/-2)     (whatever)

Yo, I just wan to tell y'all I hate being black.
I know my secret is safe wit y'all so I'll share som stuff y'all already know.
First of all , I think I might a done something in a previous life or something and bein born black is a punishment. I did pretty ok in school even without doin most my homework, but nobody really believes me.
I got into college and did pretty good too but nobody believes that either. I ain't sure I believe it, wasn't payin much attention but I did get my degree. Can't get no work though so I'm workin Macdonalds and sellin dope. I din want to but hey.
Bein black is a MF curse. I aint attracted to black women AT ALL ! They a nightmare.
Some blacks is kinda handsome but not me. I'm kinda ugly bug eyed wit the bloody eyeball look. White girls look away an I don't blame dem either.
I know from reading that we the most hated of ALLL the races, Japanese hate us, Koreans hate us, Russians hate us, no one want us around. I am scared to death that we gon be sent back to Africa. I read bout that too. Theys STILL Cannibals back there, eatin other blacks an I kno they'd eat us americanized blacks cause we assholes. Wouldn't take long for them machete niggers to get sick of us entitled bratty american blacks. We'd stick out and theyd chop us the fuck up for some nasty stew I wouldnt even want to smell.
Man I cant stand american nigger bitches.
I sure dont want no nigger keeds neither.
I'm pretty smart but no body believes it. My homies say " Stop actin White bitch" whenever I try to help someone with like maths or spellin.
It a bitch, I don't know what I did wrong in a previous life but y'all be good White folks cuz maybe, just maybe, I was once White an I done fucked up somethin and bein a nigger is my punishment.
Y'all have a nice day and remember, Around blasks, never relax. Even round me cus I got low impulse control and Imma horny niggerfaggot
Damn, I wish I's White.



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 15:18:12 ago (+6/-0)

Fuckin nigger.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 16:26:38 ago (+3/-0)

Larp level 7.2/10. Very good, sir.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 15:04:26 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, I'd move to Canada and commit suicide. Like, why even live?

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 15:43:59 ago (+2/-0)

Eat a bullet.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 15:17:50 ago (+2/-0)

One can do their personal best, and aim to avoid the failings others demonstrate.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 16:05:11 ago (+1/-0)

Anyone have a rope?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 16:53:43 ago (+0/-0)

Braided nylon, 550 Paracord, or hemp?

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 2 weeksMay 2, 2024 09:31:18 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know what I did wrong in a previous life but y'all be good White folks cuz maybe, just maybe, I was once White an I done fucked up somethin and bein a nigger is my punishment.

that made me laugh pretty hard

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 21:26:28 ago (+0/-0)

Great creative writing exercise OP.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 19:00:53 ago (+0/-0)

NIGGER

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 16:29:52 ago (+0/-0)

Hilarious if true.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 15:59:19 ago (+0/-0)

Move to the Caribbean. Collect welfare. Get a small skiff and lay in it on the water every day with a fishing line hanging off it. Smoke ganja and listen to a transistor sony radio with batteries you foraged from the battery store

[ - ] zongongo [op] 1 point 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 17:22:35 ago (+1/-0)

Man, Blood Clot 💪🏿, if I'ma a been reeely reeely black , dat bout be wat I and I do bredda!
Big fatty Jamaican corn husk spliff, an I an I jus waste away unna da ca ra been sun. Tie a fishin' line a me big toe an a lisnin' to some ROOOTS Rock Reggae likkle bit a Dillinger praps some Burnin' Spear. An wait for Marcus Garvey him Black Star Liner to tek I an I home to mamma Africa.
Hail Selassi I Ras Tafari, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah !
Das Reeely a grate plan me mon
Ras Bumba Clat.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 15:45:23 ago (+0/-1)

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