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COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!

submitted by con77 to funny 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 12:16:35 ago (+28/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg 9 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 13:26:53 ago (+9/-0)

Fuck off we're full

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 12:45:24 ago (+3/-0)*

"IT'S A GIRL!"

🎵"You keep a-knockin' but you can't come in! Come back tomorrow night and try it again!"🎵

"I gave at the office."

"30 more minutes, please."

*kick door hard

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 12:51:39 ago (+3/-0)

All funny!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekMay 1, 2024 22:36:30 ago (+1/-0)

Hold on I'm still rollin my dick up!

I had a buddy that would make it a thing to go into the guys rest room after a movie and yell "ohhhh fuck it burns! That bitch!"

It would always get laughs but this was 20 years ago I'm sure the transginas would report you now.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 1 weekMay 1, 2024 21:11:42 ago (+1/-0)

I like to say, "Seat's taken" in the heavy accent as the kid on the bus in Forest Gump did.

Although it'd probably bother them more if I replied as Jennay did.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 weekMay 1, 2024 23:14:48 ago (+0/-0)

I always say “come in”. It gets chuckles.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 1 weekMay 1, 2024 21:23:33 ago (+0/-0)

I cannot relate to this at all.

"Occupied" or "Someone's in here". Not hard. All you need to do is acknowledge the other human.