I was waiting for "Underneath that cute fuzzy exterior are hidden two belt-fed gas operated Sig LMG 6.8 machine guns that can track humans through lidar, thermal signature, or bacon smell"
When it comes into your home to kill everyone the kids will think its just a dream. Some kind of evil thinking went into this one. I doubt they were thinking of compassion when they thought of it.
You know every kid that see this is going to want one, and I'm sure that they'll be out, albeit in a cheapened miniaturized form, right before Christmas... Of course they won't disclose the the "advanced monitoring tools package" that they conveniently forget to tell you about in the advertising...
you're right. With everyone having to move around and give up their pets this will be the compromise. Man, they have us completely figured out and cornered.
Oh and no they will absolutely sell the "advanced monitoring package" with mom and dad having to work this is the ultimate way to protect your loved ones and valuables 24/7.
I wonder if they'll let us have the fire shooting option? For safety reasons of course.
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Oh and no they will absolutely sell the "advanced monitoring package" with mom and dad having to work this is the ultimate way to protect your loved ones and valuables 24/7.
I wonder if they'll let us have the fire shooting option? For safety reasons of course.
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LOL!!!
Could also be handy for starting charcoal grills, and clearing weeds in fields and abandoned lots... ;-)
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