☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules
34

The Wife Calls Me By My Username

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 3 weeksApr 29, 2024 22:51:21 ago (+37/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/pe0dou.jpeg

This little chalkboard thing sits near where I juice my veggies. We leave little notes on it for each other.


28 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 13 points 3 weeksApr 30, 2024 01:10:39 ago (+13/-0)

Ice monkey loves the black cock.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 09:21:28 ago (+1/-0)

His wife loves the black cock as much as he does.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 11 points 3 weeksApr 29, 2024 23:23:21 ago (+11/-0)

She wrote it right on your cock. Thats love right there.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 3 weeksApr 29, 2024 22:52:36 ago (+10/-0)

lol!
My wife just calls me an asshole. You got you a keeper.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 8 points 3 weeksApr 29, 2024 23:19:51 ago (+8/-0)

Your wife calls me by my username too.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 3 points 3 weeksApr 29, 2024 23:25:31 ago (+3/-0)

Damn right she does!

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 09:39:04 ago (+5/-0)

I zoomed in on the hand and was able to reconstruct what icemonkey looks like.

https://files.catbox.moe/j9jp6m.png

fucking knew it

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 10:18:11 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck! He just keeps getting away with it.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 20:47:55 ago (+0/-0)

Not even close. Everything I own has a collapsible stock.

[ - ] Rowdybme 6 points 3 weeksApr 30, 2024 03:17:37 ago (+6/-0)

Hmm. I feel like if my wife knew anything about what I posted. She would take half of what I own.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 2 points 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 06:32:07 ago (+2/-0)

That’s what’s going to happen here.

[ - ] dingbat 5 points 3 weeksApr 30, 2024 00:43:48 ago (+5/-0)

That’s the best!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 30, 2024 01:27:38 ago (+1/-0)

😜👍

[ - ] con77 4 points 3 weeksApr 30, 2024 02:01:08 ago (+4/-0)

Do you call her dulcima?

[ - ] Cunt 3 points 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 10:00:56 ago (+3/-0)

Hey so does my husband!

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 3 weeksApr 30, 2024 01:29:31 ago (+4/-0)

Proof that MrsIceMonkey owns a black cock.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 3 weeksApr 30, 2024 00:06:01 ago (+4/-0)

You've got one chill wife!

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 3 weeksApr 30, 2024 00:47:56 ago (+3/-0)

That is very romantic.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 3 weeksApr 30, 2024 00:07:38 ago (+3/-0)

Stop taking photos with reflective surfaces

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 30, 2024 01:23:51 ago (+2/-0)

Why, whatever do you mean? Does the Northern California sun shining off of my Italian tile in my baddass new kitchen bother you?
Did you know I have two sinks in my kitchen?

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 10:58:09 ago (+2/-0)

I like the blue tile

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 20:49:31 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you. We’re really pleased with it. The installer is top notch. He just finished our shower as well, but with a glass tile. Pics coming when it’s finished.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 05:44:49 ago (+1/-0)

Nice. Keep me posted

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 09:03:32 ago (+1/-0)

No you idiot, we can see you on your machine

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 20:49:51 ago (+0/-0)

My hand and an orange thing?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 weeksMay 1, 2024 09:38:50 ago (+1/-0)

We don’t wanna know if your thing is orange, bruh. Go see a doctor

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 10:15:45 ago (+2/-0)

Shit! She house doxxed your ass. You better make an alt and go dark.

[ - ] CasualObserver 2 points 2 weeksApr 30, 2024 06:53:45 ago (+2/-0)

Where'd your wife pick up the black cock?