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ask upgoat: what can i say to be unbanned from x in appeal?

submitted by oppressed to twitter 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 14:25:33 ago (+5/-2)     (twitter)

got banned for spamming, but it was white nationalism. what can i say in appeal to get unbanned?

it's been months. they denied two appeals already. my first appeal insulted elon.

have any ideas?


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[ - ] Sector2 4 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 15:13:50 ago (+4/-0)

Convert to judaism, make aliyah, send $$$.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 4 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 14:49:21 ago (+4/-0)

it was white nationalism

Absolutely fucking nothing. Just ignore the website.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 15:36:11 ago (+2/-0)

One often wishes the ability to reply and tell them to KYS, but the impulse to use social media should be ignored.

[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 14:37:07 ago (+4/-0)

In my first unbanning, I called them niggers. Try that.

I'm currently banned because the algorithm doesn't understand sarcasm. I said that to keep Trump out of the white house in 2025, they'd have to kill him. At least I think that's what it was. You never know until they restore your account and yell you to take the offending post down.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 14:29:46 ago (+4/-0)

Tell them they are kike faggot niggers and you'll lynch them RIGHT IN THE PUSSY if they don't unban you!

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 14:26:48 ago (+5/-1)

"Thank you sir, may I have another."

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:15:54 ago (+3/-0)

This is a tried & true, never fail method of getting your account:

1. Cut your dick off
2. DYE Your hair purple & pink.
3. Put photos of you on all of the social media sites, wearing a tight dress, & wrapped in the gay "pride" flag.
4. wear a Biden Campaign button.

Let us know how it goes...

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 3 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 15:40:29 ago (+3/-0)

Twitter also suspended tiredmemeclown. "Free speech*". Fuck Elon.

[ - ] inaminit 3 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 15:07:46 ago (+3/-0)

Promise to stop trying to suck everyone's dick.

[ - ] dass 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:28:37 ago (+1/-0)

Promise to suck everyone's dick ....

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:17:13 ago (+2/-0)

Get a burner phone for $8. Use a proxy with Firefox, configure it to pretend to be another browser and computer, and OS.

When that gets banned sell the phone for $10 and get a new phone

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:00:05 ago (+2/-0)

Tell them to go fuck themselves

[ - ] Cunty 2 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 14:28:28 ago (+2/-0)

Unbanned?, just say thank you.

[ - ] rando 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 19:38:22 ago (+1/-0)

ask upgoat: what can i say to be unbanned from x in appeal?

Tell them israel is great and Palestine sucks ass. Furthermore, tell them you have no morality or soul.

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 18:31:16 ago (+1/-0)

"Fuck you, you jewcocksucking niggers! I'd have gassed your grandmothers if those shower rooms didn't have wooden doors!"

That'd be my go to.

[ - ] zongongo 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 18:15:58 ago (+1/-0)

My experience getting banned and reinstated.
I was banned for commenting on a photo of a doctor standing next to his zippertits atrocity.
I said, "He should be hung".
Boom banned, but I rarely used twitter so I didn't really care.
Still had this banned account that was un usable.
Fast fwd to X.
I found that I wanted to do some j pilling so I had an old email and opened a new account.
Whenever I wanted to comment on an X Tweet, I would be signed in to the disabled account so I decided to delete the old account. I had to do an appeal to delete the old account which involved a few steps. At the final step, they fully reinstated the account !
Therefore, I suggest going through the motions to delete the account, which requires an appeal process and see what happens.
For me, I now have 2 accounts , the old Twitter and the new X account.
I still don't use them very much but that's my experience.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 18:00:07 ago (+1/-0)

If you have the brave browser you can open a private tab and make a new account. They can't track you.

Just use email and password option and get a throwaway email.

Fuck them.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:42:13 ago (+1/-0)

'Just start your own website, bro'

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:33:10 ago (+1/-0)

X is not based. X will never be based. Stop wasting your time and use telegram. https://t.me/realgrughours

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:31:34 ago (+1/-0)

Send'em a dick pic.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:27:56 ago (+1/-0)

I made an account about a week ago. Got banned for whatever reason. I had to delete my hateful comment. I said that that pedophile needs to be shot in the head instead of castrated.

[ - ] dass 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:27:44 ago (+1/-0)

'Will send Bobs and vagene'

[ - ] Lost 0 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 22:52:52 ago (+0/-0)

The conspirologist method

[ - ] oppressed [op] 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:26:40 ago (+1/-0)

ok thanks for your suggestions foenem

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:17:00 ago (+1/-0)

Have you tried mewling harder?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 16:12:02 ago (+1/-0)

"ZYKLONBEEKEEPER IS RIGHT" will get you a lifetime ban from all media platforms, you'll be vocally castrated, your fingers will be surgically glued together and you'll be arrested...how's that.

[ - ] BitterVeteran -1 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 21:33:31 ago (+0/-1)

I got banned eons ago because I called Barbara Streisand a cunt.

They said if I take down the post they'll unban me.

Account still self-banned.