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Somebody Should Make This a Real Action Figure Because It'll Sell Like Crazy

submitted by Scyber to funny 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 17:32:01 ago (+51/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Kyle Rittenhouse action figure. Antifa faggots sold separately (you're actually supposed to steal them in the name of BLM).


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[ - ] NoSalvation 5 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 17:58:17 ago (+5/-0)

How bout an Genrikh Yagoda action figure?

https://files.catbox.moe/lwewoy.jpg

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 20:21:23 ago (+4/-0)

His arche nemesis is the one arm yid that's hell bent on destroying the west because he can't rub his hands together anymore!!

::Shakes one fist at the sky::

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 01:48:05 ago (+2/-1)

Kyle Rittenhouse- “I totally support Black Lives Matter”.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 19:10:45 ago (+1/-0)

Reason it was such a win because calls to jail him as a political prisoner failed, unlike the charlottesville driver, jones, and jan6 prisoners of war that all failed to realize u.s. has an ongoing maoist revolution underway.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 20:09:02 ago (+0/-0)

Why did they fail?

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 20:53:25 ago (+1/-0)

That WI judge and jury still salute the American flag.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 20:23:24 ago (+0/-0)

yids

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 17:14:17 ago (+0/-0)

Kyle IRL looks like a lesbian 😂

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 09:21:01 ago (+0/-0)

The disarmed faggot wasn't muscular though.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 01:20:58 ago (+0/-0)

Saint Kyle should make it
Truly angles were watching over him that day

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 01:31:34 ago (+1/-0)

Were they "right" angles?

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 22:13:33 ago (+1/-1)

It would sell well, but I wouldn’t buy it.

Kyle is a fuckin’ jew.

TKD

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -1 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 21:58:02 ago (+1/-2)

Kyle was a fat stupid little jew who was lucky as fuck to get away with what he did.
Just like the 1/6 faggots, he should have stayed his ass at home.
Fuck that little piggy motherfucker..
He still can’t even keep his mouth shut.

[ - ] dass 3 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 22:07:49 ago (+3/-0)

Silly take.

How dare he and other likeminded law abiding individuals protect their township from a motley menagerie of outsider rioting marxist shabbos niggers.

Just like all the other mostly peaceful protestors there, they should have stayed their ass at home.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat -2 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 22:38:20 ago (+0/-2)

How do you know what they were doing there? Were you there to see for yourself or only know what the media told you? Shit was set up to happen.

[ - ] dass 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 02:52:52 ago (+1/-0)

Lol, wut?. Not sure you're point - of course the rent a riot was set up to cause harm, damage and distress.
Except others said 'Not gonna happen'.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 08:07:34 ago (+1/-0)

I watched a few interviews with him. It was like watching that Shea la-poofter faggot in the transformer movies. For some reason I got the same "vibes" from both.

[ - ] GreenSaint -2 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 18:43:12 ago (+0/-2)

I’m gonna make one that burns cats with a flame thrower

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 20:25:18 ago (+1/-0)

Will he have a action grip camera arm for those on the go dick pics?

Or will he be wearing a sign that says send me your dick pics with his email address on it?

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 11:53:38 ago (+0/-0)

I had an email address I made just for that purpose and I lost it

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 23:10:15 ago (+0/-0)

You should place some of those signs in some of the yidsreal and yidsrael2 protests.