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Anon saves his wife

submitted by big_fat_dangus to based_department 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 13:51:06 ago (+18/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Dingo 17 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 14:11:10 ago (+17/-0)

What the fuck is going on.

Obviously, anon's "wife" is not real and anon is actually the schozophrenic.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 16:43:16 ago (+0/-0)

I'd like to believe this is (or could be) real though.

[ - ] dass 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 17:37:34 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahaha - touché.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 23:01:26 ago (+0/-0)

Duh

[ - ] Cantaloupe 5 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 15:37:33 ago (+5/-0)

Lol, tell the voices to go get some fucking jobs

Just red pill the voices, most of them will stop talking to you

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 18:55:39 ago (+1/-0)

When I get uninvited scam texts pretending to be a wrong number I just start trying to jew pill them until they stop responding.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 5 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 13:57:53 ago (+6/-1)

We live in a simulation and the system is crashing

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 14:06:49 ago (+4/-1)

BTW this is a basically a very abbreviated version of "The Wind Up Bird Chronicle", one of my favorite books.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 14:20:25 ago (+5/-0)

Fuckin weeb

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 14:24:27 ago (+1/-2)

deez nuts nigga

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 1 point 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 16:34:42 ago (+1/-0)

That book upsets me. Its great!

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 14:03:09 ago (+2/-0)*

LEAVE HER MIND OR YOU GET THE WOODCHIPPER AGAIN!

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 20:01:20 ago (+1/-0)

Damn. Mentally synched on a WHOLE new level. Take that "voices." Next time, choose a better enemy.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 14:49:34 ago (+1/-0)

Two crazy people cannot be in a relationship. Unless they’re A-list actors, then you get 6 years max.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 21:56:21 ago (+0/-0)

What's going on here I don't get it.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 22:30:29 ago (+0/-0)

Anon's wife starts hearing voices. She takes meds but they don't help. Anon starts imagining the voices as physical people whom he does horrible things to. Voices start screaming at wife for him to stop.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 22:41:19 ago (+0/-0)

Is there some theory I'm not aware of regarding schizoids?

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 2 weeksApr 29, 2024 00:17:13 ago (+1/-0)

Some theories hold to the idea the voices are spirits or some kind of telepathy being offensively used against people.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 23:04:10 ago (+0/-0)

Anon is the schizo who imagined a wife

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 16:34:03 ago (+1/-1)

Y'all goats and autists need Jesus.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 16:35:58 ago (+3/-0)

I'll take that under advisement there aspirin boy.