Need some help. How do I get a flu shot paper with out getting the flu shot? - Upgoat

Need some help. How do I get a flu shot paper with out getting the flu shot?
submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 07:49:22 ago (+2/-2) (AskUpgoat)

Need proof of a flue shot but no way in hell am I getting a flu shot

[ - ] chrimony 6 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 08:59:30 ago (+6/-0)

Don't. You posted earlier you need this to volunteer at a hospital. What kind of faggot wants to jump through hoops, potentially breaking the law, just to volunteer?

[ - ] Cellphone 4 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 08:33:02 ago (+4/-0)

Well now you are learning solid facts about your “main stream” health care system.

If you won’t take one of (((their))) staple elixirs how can they possibly trust you to follow prescribed courses of action in their hospital system?

[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 08:14:33 ago (+4/-0)

Find a sheboon nurse and bail her nigglet out of jail. Said "nurse" now owes you one.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 08:25:11 ago (+2/-0)

Go to the CVS minute-clinic and see who does the shots. Offer them $50 to give you the paper after squirting the shot in to the trash can.
Either they will do it, or call the cops.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 08:45:35 ago (+2/-1)

There are several exemptions.
Pick one

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 15:32:12 ago (+0/-0)

Why do you want to volunteer so bad? Fuck them. Do you have to get community service hours in for court or something?

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 13:11:14 ago (+0/-0)

fake complying is still complying. look them straight in the eye and tell them they are full of shit, and anybody trying to poke you dies badly. they hold out their money and their "new normal" and expect you to take their poison. fuck their money, and fuck their new normal.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 12:32:46 ago (+0/-0)

Avoid the flu shot, but maybe you can work out a deal with a chimney sweep for the proof of a flue shot.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 11:57:57 ago (+0/-0)

You're committing fraud.

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Need some help. How do I get a flu shot paper with out getting the flu shot? submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 07:49:22 ago (+2/-2) (AskUpgoat)

Need some help. How do I get a flu shot paper with out getting the flu shot?
submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 2 weeksApr 28, 2024 07:49:22 ago (+2/-2) (AskUpgoat)