LOL! You're a flip flop momma! Beat your children with your flip-flops. If you drop one you just whip off that other one and keep whacking! That's a big step up from the hairbrush mommas. LOL
I had a metal spatula momma. She'd be cooking up some shit and we'd be fuckin around she'd take that hot greasy spatula to us.
Shit we fucked around and found out one night. We'd regularly get whacked for staying up past bedtime, so my brother and I came up with the real bright idea to put like ten pairs of underwear. She took him over the knee first and that dumb bastard was chuckling while getting his ass whooped. All capital punishment came bare ass after that. I think I still hold some resentment about that stupid shit.
It really didn't work obviously, so my mom changed it up and went fuckin biblical on us. She told us that everytime we sinned we were putting another thorn in Jesus's head and she'd make us kneel in the corner of the kitchen, on a tile floor, and pray for forgiveness for hurting Jesus. That backfired spectacularly too.
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You're a flip flop momma! Beat your children with your flip-flops. If you drop one you just whip off that other one and keep whacking!
That's a big step up from the hairbrush mommas. LOL
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Shit we fucked around and found out one night. We'd regularly get whacked for staying up past bedtime, so my brother and I came up with the real bright idea to put like ten pairs of underwear. She took him over the knee first and that dumb bastard was chuckling while getting his ass whooped. All capital punishment came bare ass after that. I think I still hold some resentment about that stupid shit.
It really didn't work obviously, so my mom changed it up and went fuckin biblical on us. She told us that everytime we sinned we were putting another thorn in Jesus's head and she'd make us kneel in the corner of the kitchen, on a tile floor, and pray for forgiveness for hurting Jesus. That backfired spectacularly too.
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