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snake: “ well fucking leave me alone then…”

I had my hand shredded by a four foot yellow anaconda. I was trying to remove it from it's tank so I could clean it, and I didn't grab it close enough to the head and that fucker popped me in the thumb three or four times. Their teeth are a cross between needles and blades, and angled in. Tore my shit up.

I did get him out and into a bucket and cleaned his tank up. Fuckin mean bastard.

stupid little man