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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 13:51:29 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 26, 2024 20:55:52 ago (+1/-0)

I think you're barkin up the wrong tree.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 weekApr 27, 2024 00:04:21 ago (+2/-0)

Many upwoofs!

[ - ] dass 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 23:19:26 ago (+2/-0)

'A real dog treats itself!!' ...

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 16:50:39 ago (+2/-0)

I have four Australian Shepherds, smart dogs. They can count and understand fractions. If they think another dog got more than they got, they get upset. Everyone has to get a treat at the same time or they think they got jewed.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 20:57:14 ago (+0/-0)

Do they lock down their town by zip code within a 3 mile radius and if one is caught outside of it they give them a 5000 dollar ticket?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1 weekApr 28, 2024 17:32:01 ago (+0/-0)*

My Australian Shepherds are really Texan/American. They just want to patrol their land and eat some my BBQ. On their birthdays, I buy a big piece of meat and drag it around the yard with a remote controlled car, so they can experience the hunt. The young ones chase the mutton chop, the experienced ones go for the car. Sometimes, they destroy the car before I can stop them. They’re very respectful. If it isn’t their birthday they don’t eat the chop. Smart little shits. But they eat their poop, so…

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 13:22:25 ago (+2/-0)

My dog's treats are way too big for one tiny dog.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 12:02:41 ago (+2/-0)

Oh shit I do that, and that lawyer looks like my Labrador. This could get ugly

[ - ] Lost 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 12:07:36 ago (+2/-0)

It would a ruff fight in court.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 26, 2024 20:58:42 ago (+1/-0)

Sey wut nah?