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My wife bought me a pink shirt.

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 1 weekApr 26, 2024 09:23:47 ago (+3/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

She says it's orange. My kids and I say it's pink.
I told her to take it back because I refuse to wear it. She's not talking to me at the moment 😁


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[ - ] Gowithit 7 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 09:26:06 ago (+7/-0)

it's salmon colored. just wear the shirt with the khakis and the brown shoes it will look nice.

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 09:36:51 ago (+6/-0)

Bet you look very pretty in it too.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 6 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 11:12:01 ago (+6/-0)

I jokingly called my 14 y.o. son pretty the other day, and my 4y.o. daughter corrected me: "GIRLS are pretty, daddy, BOYS are handsome!". So I was forced to pick her up and swing her around till she couldn't breathe from giggling.

[ - ] NeedleStack 5 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 10:50:39 ago (+5/-0)

It's coral! ;)

[ - ] Cunt 3 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 11:13:28 ago (+4/-1)

You a faggot? No? Then be a man enough to wear a "pink" shirt. Everyone knows men have bad colour vision I bet it is orange.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 14:53:41 ago (+4/-0)

Men know eight colors. Things in between become the color it's closest to.

Men's orange is used for deer hunters.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 10:58:36 ago (+3/-0)

I have one that is salmon that I've had for years and it has a VW bug with a surfboard on it and palm trees in the background. I love that shirt and can pull it off in the summer.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 22:36:14 ago (+0/-0)

No, you really cannot.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 19:44:06 ago (+2/-0)

Women do shit like that to mark their territory by deliberately making you look unappealing to other women.

It's a "shit test" to see if you'll be a Man and stand your ground, or accept the ring in your nose and submit to her will and control.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 14:52:07 ago (+2/-0)

Good bleach-wash or tye dye shirt.

Or, your designated yard work shirt.

[ - ] MayhemInChief 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 13:20:35 ago (+2/-0)

My mom bought me a yellow polo back in high school that was the exact color of a baby blanket. I refused to wear it.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 11:14:48 ago (+2/-0)

Be sure to get your nails done to match.

[ - ] Robhere 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 11:01:42 ago (+2/-0)

wear while changing the oil in your car, wont be pink for long

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 11:11:12 ago (+2/-0)

i see you.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1 weekApr 26, 2024 11:18:59 ago (+1/-0)

I first thought this was a post from neri

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 11:26:26 ago (+4/-0)

Paul buys his own pink shirts.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 weekApr 26, 2024 10:29:50 ago (+1/-0)

AAAHH! Blissful Silence. LOL

[ - ] con77 1 point 1 weekApr 26, 2024 09:30:40 ago (+1/-0)

Got to be Tarzan to pull that off

[ - ] Laputois -1 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 11:11:14 ago (+1/-2)

Are you really that insecure? Wear the shirt, work on your psyche.

[ - ] texasblood -2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 11:44:25 ago (+0/-2)

Found GenZ insecurities 101

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 22:37:26 ago (+0/-0)

Gen z doesn't have talking children yet.