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Neri: Thanks for offering to do this interview Mr Cunty. A lot of people...Well most...on this site guard their IRL identity so I find it refreshing that you're happy to tell us a bit about yourself.

Cunty: Ok but within reason.I'm a bit suspicious of you. People say you're a Fed.

Neri: So you've moved from the English burbs into the country. Did it live up to expectations?

Cunty: Well there are fewer Indians and Pakis here and that's a lot of the reason why I moved and my dogs can roam more.

Neri: Talking about your dogs. You're an animal lover and yet in one of your posts you seemed gleeful about your dog killing rabbits and the like. Seems a bit inconsistent to me.

Cunty: Oh f..k off!

Neri: Ok but maybe you should think about it some?

Cunty: Don't tell me what to do, c..t!

Neri: I'm not.I'm just trying to get you to realise a rabbit is no different from your dogs that you obviously care about. Anyway...changing the subject. What was it with the skinhead cut?

Cunty: Nuthin'. Just made me feel ok.

Neri: You mean it made you feel tough? Dude...we know you're a member of the Annibyniaeth i Gymru.

Cunty: F..k off. You're trying to fix me up that's what you're doing.I went to one meeting, that's all.If I'd known you were going to ask about it I wouldn't have agreed to this interview. This is a stitch up and I'm outta here. F..k you!

Neri: Calm down. Just-calm-down. Tell us about your family life.

Cunty: I've got a missus and two teens. She works as a cook in a local restaurant and the kids are at boarding school in London.

Neri: You got a garden up and running?

Cunty: Working on it. The missus has got lots of herbs and stuff in for the restaurant but I'm yet to make a mark.Too busy sooling my dogs on rabbits haha.

Neri: I see. Rewinding the conversation. Do you ever see yourself picking up your links with the Welsh Separatist Movement?

Cunty: there you go again! "Links". I told you it was just one f..king meeting and you're extrapolating it to having me a fully fledged member so you can tell your Intel mates. Well f..k you and I'm ending this interview.

Neri: Dude, dude, I'm sorry I got carried away. I have a few more questions. Why do you call yourself "Cunty"? There's an Aus dame on this site who calls herself "@Cunt" and she doesn't live up to her name. She seems quite pleasant. And you're not exactly the meanest dude on this site. That honour goes to dangus. So...are you trying to deter people from messing with you? A shield so to speak?

Cunty: I...I...dunno. I was new here and didn't know the guys so I guess it was a bit of a shield.

Neri: So, you know, you're actually a bit of a softie except for setting your dog on rabbits?

Cunty: F..k off. I'm getting sick of these questions and anyway...who the f..k do you think you are asking me all this stuff? Why do you want to know? Who the f..k are you anyway? You're not like the rest of the guys!

Neri: Chill, bro, chill. What do you think about the Welsh Separatist Movement? Like...do you agree with its objectives?

Cunty: No you don't! You're not going to get something on me.

Neri: Dude, dude, wouldn't you like to serve your country?

Cunty: I know what you're trying to do. Get me to be an informant. I'm outta here arsehole and don't PM me again!

Neri: Ok, ok. Take it easy. Thank you for coming along tonight.

Interview concluded at 9.04 AEST.