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Never send an asian lady to buy lightbulbs

submitted by Rotteuxx to funny 1 weekApr 25, 2024 18:54:14 ago (+40/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/nkkk78.mp4



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[ - ] VitaminSieg 9 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 19:46:11 ago (+9/-0)

Is this a bit?

[ - ] localsal 6 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 22:04:57 ago (+6/-0)

I think it has to be.

There is someone controlling the light. If it was sound activated his yelling is just as loud as his ahooooooo sound, and it would be pretty retarded to make a sound activated light that only responded to one sound and went out every 5 seconds.

[ - ] purityspiral 1 point 1 weekApr 26, 2024 06:13:16 ago (+1/-0)

Holding cells have them.... so I hear...

you can thump pennies at the sensor and yep about 5-10 seconds
I think its so the cops can holler "hey" and boop lights on.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 15:41:12 ago (+0/-0)

I love this website... You people are much much much much much much smarter than anyone on Twitter.
It's so refreshing.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 7 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 20:35:26 ago (+7/-0)

This feels scripted.

[ - ] observation1 6 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 19:02:06 ago (+6/-0)

Dangus level

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 19:28:02 ago (+3/-0)

Chinese are shitty as fuck in retail places, anywhere crowded really. They push, shove, cut in line and steal from other people's carts. It's funny because any real people, even pint sized twerps could step on them. They are rude as fuck because of their grimy bugland home. I remember going to Costco in CA and watching all the chinky old ladies stepping on people like its the dogmeat market.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 20:41:50 ago (+2/-0)

I just trip them or do the linebacker lean in.

They tend to avoid me or walk around.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 23:36:29 ago (+0/-0)

I have a big chest and I just wall up on people. If you're walking with your head down you'll crash the fuck right into me and I won't move an inch. It's also pretty useless when people try to get pushy.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 22:03:57 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 23:42:00 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, I get it. You're one of those fat shits that think adipose mass is muscle. You're one of the ones that talk shit because you weight five times as much as a human. Until you meet someone that pushes your face in.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekApr 27, 2024 21:43:08 ago (+0/-0)

Until you meet someone that pushes your face in.

Sounds like you have some experience. 👀 Might wanna keep personal life just that.

I was just making an obfuscation. Don't pucker your butthole.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1 weekApr 28, 2024 01:09:18 ago (+0/-0)

You were making an 'obfuscation' pretending that fat is the same thing as muscle. You either don't know the difference and are a disgusting fat shit or completely stupid with a shit sense of humor

"Hhaha durr I was only pretending to be a retard" - you

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 6 daysApr 28, 2024 22:32:59 ago (+0/-1)

Awwwwww you sound butthurt show us on the mannequin where the bad man touched you.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1 weekApr 26, 2024 05:10:02 ago (+1/-0)

It must be really bad if a chink calls you cheap.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 25, 2024 20:40:31 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like a beind the scenes from a Steven Chow film.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 10:05:10 ago (+0/-0)

"Ahooo" to chase away evil spirits, because asians are superstitious as f...

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 05:02:15 ago (+0/-0)

Nice.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 21:26:53 ago (+0/-0)

Don't send a beautiful bronze metis either