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110-year-old NJ man who lives on his own and drives daily offers tips on longevity

submitted by coldsoak to whatever 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 03:43:38 ago (+5/-0)     (archive.is)

https://archive.is/TWybW#selection-1109.3-1109.86



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[ - ] con77 2 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 04:11:22 ago (+2/-0)

I guarantee you he shouldn't be driving

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 09:49:23 ago (+1/-0)

Guarantee you this MF drives slow in the passing lane and leaves his blinker on. GRRrrrrrrrr

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 20:07:15 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah.Like I'm getting v/old and old people at the supermarket piss me off, particularly fat old women who plant themselves in the middle of an aisle and you have to ask them to move!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 22:11:46 ago (+0/-0)

Fart in their general direction. It usually works.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 04:11:48 ago (+1/-0)

How many motorcycles has he killed

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 03:48:07 ago (+1/-0)

I don't think there are any sensible tips on longevity except "look both ways when crossing a road". The dude is a freak of nature - good luck to him.

We share a similar line: “He laughs at people who jog. He’s like, ‘Where are they running to?’,"

I say: "but nobody's chasing them!".

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 12:07:37 ago (+1/-0)

Oh good god. I actually agree with a neri comment

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 20:05:12 ago (+0/-0)

When I read this I came as fast as I could! Thanks bro, means a lot to me. yesiknow.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 07:10:21 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think there are any sensible tips on longevity

Stop consuming goyslop is the best advice to give.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 11:18:23 ago (+0/-0)*

It's bait. A trap.

Look at Jimmy, he eats at mcdonalds, smokes and drinks and he lived forever.
Be like Jimmy.

I'm paranoid....right?
This old man probably doesn't even exist.

How many will fill this basket with their eggs?
How many will fail to change because they were told it was all fine?

They will call it a 'feel-good' story about triumph.

In the future there is no love, except love for the state.
There will be a constant feeling of triumph over an enemy who is helpless.