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Almost killed 2 people last night

submitted by con77 to whatever 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 20:45:16 ago (+28/-0)     (whatever)

I was driving on a 6 lane road after dark.
Speed limit is 45. Most people drive 55 on this road. It's wide and smooth.

Luckily I was doing the speed limit. Listening to country music and relaxed.

I saw a scooter, like a vespa, pull up to a red light intersecting my path. It came to a stop then inexplicably pulled out right in front of me.

I stood on the brakes!
Even with ABS tires howl when you brake that hard.

I missed them by about 8 feet. It was a young couple. I'd say about 19 years old. The girl was driving.

I pulled up along side and shouted at them "DUDE! I ALMOST KILLED YOU!". She was shook up and said "Im sorry, I'm sorry!". The fucking soyboy on the back just had a stupid grin on his face.

I was in a bike accident last year and my 4500 lb truck would have made them and their stupid scooter a mess in the road.

I hope she learns to ride before she gets killed.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 14 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 21:23:46 ago (+14/-0)

Never allow a bitch to drive your shit. HAD a buddy who took his girlfriend to the county fair and she wanted to drive his sports car. She wrecked and killed them both coming across the mountain at high speeds. He was a good dude.

[ - ] NoRefunds 7 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 01:50:23 ago (+7/-0)

My cousin in law was riding a scooter with his cunt girlfriend on the back. She thought it would be funny to "prank" him by covering his eyes. Obviously they crashed. He got a broken arm, her nothing. His dad wanted to kill that girl.

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:27:34 ago (+5/-0)

Damn

[ - ] Clubberlang 14 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 21:35:40 ago (+14/-0)

Well I mean the soytard was ridin bitch for a reason.

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:26:21 ago (+5/-0)

That's what my sister said 🤣

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 8 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:53:49 ago (+8/-0)

Women would not be able to operate freeway capable vehicles outside of their husband's lands in my ethnostate. Low-powered grocery getters and kid-haulers for the residential areas only.

If you ride motorcycles you become much more aware of this stuff. And everyone who rides should absolutely take a class or two before riding.

The classes are fun too! A couple of days of hanging out watching videos, talking with other bikers, and riding/practicing. Sometimes you can even get out of boring work shit.

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 23:19:33 ago (+5/-0)

A couple of days of hanging out watching videos,

On WPD. Motorcyclists get slaughtered everyday. It's not always their fault either, although mostly. Anyone on the road is gambling with their life. Be constantly aware of every direction.

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 07:11:26 ago (+6/-0)

A common denominator seems to be room temperature IQ...same tier as those who think they can stop a dump truck by standing in front of it.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 00:47:14 ago (+5/-0)

although mostly

Hey man, that's the part we can effect. And yeah, there's just no way to account for niggers/women doing something utterly illogical, illegal, and previously thought physically impossible.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 21:07:17 ago (+5/-0)

I hope she gets killed before she damages some White Boy's seventy thousand dollar truck.

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:28:36 ago (+5/-0)

Trucks ain't cheap.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:54:10 ago (+5/-0)

Not any more.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 21:26:34 ago (+2/-0)

That’s why you gotta keep ‘em forever.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 21:49:08 ago (+1/-0)

I googled my truck today. The same trucks with twice the mileage are selling for more than I paid for mine! WTF?

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 21:36:29 ago (+5/-0)

Great job maintaining situational awareness, bro!

Crisis narrowly avoided.

Hopefully, that will be the wake up call they needed.

[ - ] paul_neri 4 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:39:20 ago (+4/-0)

a cliche, I know, but female drivers can be bad news. Male drivers probably take more risks but then they have the skill to get away with it.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 07:07:57 ago (+4/-0)

Not getting smoked by a pickup is a good wake up call for most. Maybe dumbass will be part of the majority.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 02:31:45 ago (+3/-0)*

Good you were quick to react

Some people that age are just learning to drive.

[ - ] FluffyBunnySlippers 2 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 09:35:28 ago (+2/-0)

If you had in fact been going over the speed limit, you would have been safely beyond them when they pulled into the intersection. This is why I always speed.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 16:47:53 ago (+0/-0)

Hmmm

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 00:12:03 ago (+1/-0)

Listening to country music and relaxed.

show me your playlist

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 01:52:10 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 03:12:23 ago (+2/-0)

Nailed it!

[ - ] xtra_spooky_skellington -1 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 07:46:09 ago (+1/-2)

This is why boomers like you shouldn't drive.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega -2 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 21:28:26 ago (+1/-3)

Listening to country music

Gay

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 21:37:05 ago (+3/-0)

Broke back mountain soundtrack?

I dont think I've ever heard gay country music.

It's be funny though some faggot with a lisp singin about butt wranglin and his dog catching Mpox.

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:30:48 ago (+3/-0)

You sir may most heartily go fuck yourself.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:32:31 ago (+1/-0)*

Nah. Seriously, I gave country music plenty of opportunities to impress me but it failed every time. Tbf tho, I do like Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson.

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:36:27 ago (+5/-0)

Hank Williams jr
David Allen Coe
Johnny Cash

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 5 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:44:38 ago (+5/-0)

Don't forget Johnny Rebel

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:39:18 ago (+2/-0)

Willie wrote all the songs that were hits for other people

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:42:59 ago (+3/-0)

Dolly Parton too

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 22:39:40 ago (+0/-0)

Taylor Swift

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 23:24:52 ago (+1/-1)

Gay

Closer to sad. Although people say it's become more homosexual in recent times. It's effectively music for white niggers.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 01:35:36 ago (+0/-0)

You wouldn't say that to my face democrat

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 07:16:24 ago (+2/-0)

Modern country musicians are literal niggers (Kane Brown, Darius Rucker).

After Brooks & Dunn and Alabama retired, all that was left was poppy garbage.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 13:00:38 ago (+3/-0)

You give a listen to Sturgill Simpson. Came up in the last decade or so. Sounds like a cross between Conway Twitty and Waylon Jennings, and he writes his own music.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 weeksApr 25, 2024 19:54:40 ago (+1/-0)

Picked the three most popular songs based on video count.

First one he sounds like Dwight Yokam. Second sounds like The Black Keys, and third sounds like Future Islands. Nothing negative, just covers a lot of bases.

Guess I will be looking into his albums and prepping a playlist for my next trip.