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Campfire story

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Campfire 1 weekApr 24, 2024 20:12:13 ago (+39/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/uwbqmi.jpg

Back in the mid 2000's I was a bit of a shit bag. I know, surprise surprise. Anyway, after a long night of drinking and chasing tail my buddy and I were headed home with nothing but a buzz. We stopped at circle K for some three am hot dogs. We used to pull this sham back then where we'd put two dogs on one bun with nacho cheese in the middle and chili on top. You'd put the hotdogs in a little carton, and the clerk would only charge you for one, but I digress. As we're heading in to the K some crackhead nigger pulls up on his bike and told us not to steal his bike. We wouldn't have done it otherwise, but god damn if that nigger didn't put the thought in our heads. Needless to say, when we exited the building we threw that niggers bike in the back of the truck.

I still think about that and laugh sometimes. Had to be twenty years ago.

Good times.


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[ - ] NoRefunds 9 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 00:57:09 ago (+9/-0)

Ai was able to recreate this scene

https://files.catbox.moe/q3fxz5.jpeg

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 13:02:14 ago (+4/-0)

That's fuckin awesome.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 01:41:50 ago (+3/-0)

Gawdayum!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 26, 2024 17:10:27 ago (+2/-0)

I sent that to my friend and we both agree that's pretty spot on. I've decided to have that printed so I can frame it and hang it up in my bathroom.

[ - ] con77 10 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 20:25:33 ago (+10/-0)

That made me smile.
There have been a dozen times I contemplated doing the same thing to a nigger. I drive a truck. It probably stole the bike anyway.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 7 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 20:36:59 ago (+7/-0)

That's what I was thinking too

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 23:42:34 ago (+2/-2)

Disappointed in you Gator for endorsing this unpleasant tale!

[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 20:22:00 ago (+8/-0)*

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/v3m1bh4s.gif


Mirrors:

https://i.ibb.co/WkhW8Sj/v3m1bh4s.gif
https://qu.ax/zDJz.gif


Edit: Replaced broken CatBox link with one for same image on pomf.lain

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 5 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 21:22:18 ago (+5/-0)

Thanks King

[ - ] JosephGoebbels 4 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 22:28:28 ago (+4/-0)

You can also replace the C with an F to use as a mirror.

https://files.fatbox.moe/uwbqmi.jpg

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 21:31:04 ago (+6/-0)

Lmao, fuckin lmao man

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 6 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 21:47:31 ago (+6/-0)

My only regret is that we didn't stick around to see the look on its face.

The good old days, amiright?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 21:30:38 ago (+2/-0)

Definitely the good old days. Miss them a lot. Definitely took it for granted at the time.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 5 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 23:41:00 ago (+7/-2)

You were the nigger. Not him.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 17:28:15 ago (+3/-0)

We are all the nigger sometimes

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 23:43:10 ago (+4/-3)

Exactly.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 01:02:50 ago (+4/-0)

What burn unit is that?

Your story reminds me that I've been thinking recently on rebuilding my bicycle into an ebike, and noticing just how expensive bikes can be these days. And that it's easier than ever, with battery-powered grinders, to steal damned near any bike a NAPA feels like.

Of course the spooks steal the grinders from White working men so that they can steal those expensive ebikes. So I'm working how to stop that from happening with a large ebike + trailer long before I even start ordering parts, even though I live in a mostly rural area.

All because the jews are importing infinity niggers.

[ - ] spaceman000 4 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 00:44:07 ago (+5/-1)

First, this campfire story was never a crime. The nigger stole that bike in the first place, therefore you were simply confiscating stolen property from criminals. Second, no innocent man has ever began a conversation with "hey don't steal my bike ok?". Given how outrageous this crackhead's behaviour was, you could have followed him and stolen his next 47 bikes and still done society a favor. The ledger went to net positive the moment you tossed his fucking bike in your truck.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 13:08:55 ago (+3/-0)

It did have a swift hand of justice feel to it.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 03:02:36 ago (+3/-0)

Would have been funnier if the fucking thing went flying out of your truck when the cable ran out. A nigger's revenge for all those bike thief videos. But that would take planning and niggers are incapable of that.

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 01:44:01 ago (+3/-0)

A kayak!!!! So cool. I hope to get one of those someday.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 13:07:42 ago (+4/-0)

It's actually a canoe. There a spring fed river near here, the water is crystal clear and 67° even in the dog days of summer. Wife and I like to go out for day trips. I do all the paddling to avoid conflict.

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 2 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 03:06:11 ago (+3/-1)

You were the nigger in that story.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 26, 2024 17:11:50 ago (+1/-0)

I'm fine with that.

[ - ] vol09877 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 22:14:58 ago (+3/-1)

lol, fuck that stupid nigger

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 21:03:51 ago (+3/-1)

That’s a back yard fire, not a camp fire.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 7 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 21:21:42 ago (+7/-0)

Eh, nigger nahtatoh

Considering my wife's current disposition I might just fuckin sleep out here so same difference.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 00:53:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 23:41:55 ago (+2/-2)

Not impressed. He was probably a good black man and you made him think badly of white people. I hope the guilt makes you sleep badly at night. Try and make up for your bad deed somehow. Donate $100 to an underprivileged kids charity or something.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 17:29:40 ago (+2/-0)

UP YOURS, QUEERI

[ - ] TheSimulacra -1 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 23:29:31 ago (+0/-1)

Stealing bike owned by nigger = OK
Repossessing house owned by kikes = NOT OK