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My baby was being a PC baby tonight

submitted by Cunt to Mildlyinteresting 1 weekApr 24, 2024 07:44:10 ago (+8/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Crying or whinging whenever my husband or I said something not PC.


But also he (my baby, not my husband) was punching himself repeatedly in the head, to the point where he couldn't latch on for sustenance and I had to restrain his arm to which he gave me a huge smile and face of relief and "how did you stop me getting punched in the head I seriously had no idea who was doing that!".

I feel like there's a metaphor or something in there.


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[ - ] dingbat 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 09:02:06 ago (+2/-0)

That’s funny! I’ve determined that my son is a 80’s teenage protagonist, like Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf. I grounded him for having his girlfriend over when I wasn’t home and explicitly told him not to. He was very contrite and helped me take care of a few things I couldn’t get around to. I “ungrounded” him and he said, “No, it’s all right—I deserved it.”

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 08:28:24 ago (+1/-0)

Whenever my kid does something like that (punching self on head, throwing herself first face in the snow repeatedly.) I just say thats her daddys genes.

Natures paternity test Cunt thats all it is.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 16:40:57 ago (+1/-0)

Lol! That's what I say when he takes an hour to do a poo. the self flagulation is from his father too now I think about it.

The 3 year old run/jumps face first into the couch repeatedly. I just call that ADHD.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 16:46:52 ago (+1/-0)*

She would cry and then do it again! Well then stop it omg.

the 3 year old is the worst one. Holy shit she's the worst one. Shame too as she's the one that looks most like me so its hard to get mad at her.

She doesnt give two fucks about anything jumped straight out of the tub to run away from washing her hair like not stepped out like olympic style jumped. thats not adhd i call that the devil.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 18:00:36 ago (+0/-0)

hahaha but OMG the bathroom is so scary with the hard slippery tiles and all. yeah my 3 year old ran in once to get her toothbrush after a splashing in the bath and second step in the leg went flying up and slammed her onto her back hard! I though she might be paralysed but a minute of crying.