Big snake crosses a road - Upgoat

Big snake crosses a road
submitted by dulcima to Reptiles 1 weekApr 24, 2024 06:51:37 ago (+31/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] BoozyB 6 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 07:54:01 ago (+6/-0)

Nope.
I would not stop. I would accelerate.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 09:00:09 ago (+3/-0)

That's a green anaconda. Girthy bastard at that.

There's guys pull 18" (6 meter) Burmese python's out of the Everglades.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 12:15:51 ago (+2/-0)

Why did the big snake cross the road?

To get away from the stinky brown things masquerading as humans.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 10:30:08 ago (+2/-0)

That thing will eat your kid.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 14:30:58 ago (+2/-0)

No joke. It could easily ingest a ~4ft. tall kid.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 09:25:15 ago (+2/-0)

But why is that an excuse for humans to stand around on a two lane highway?

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 15:42:27 ago (+0/-0)

They probably all barely drive faster than an electric bicycle there

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 17:17:10 ago (+0/-0)

To stop the traffic so the snake could cross

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 18:42:23 ago (+1/-0)

Dulcima has been a connoisseur of big snakes ever since our date the other nite ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ - ] dulcima [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 22:12:20 ago (+2/-0)

In your dreams.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 11:22:31 ago (+1/-0)

Floridaman would jump on its back and ride it into the marsh because slithering is a lot better than walking.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 10:18:16 ago (+1/-0)

To get to the other side.
Oh, nevermind. Thought it was a question.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 03:44:47 ago (+0/-0)

I'm surprised they didn't hit in the head with a rock and then cook it over a flaming pile of shit