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@purityspiral ...you wanted to see my chick magnet (magic sunglasses).

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 1 weekApr 24, 2024 01:50:23 ago (+11/-2)     (i.ibb.co)

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12:00 am paul_neri I bought these $10 sunglasses at Kmart for bike riding. I don't really like them because they are a bit big. Anyway they seem to drive the chicks crazy! The other day these young wenches said some very flattering things to me. They could have been taking the piss but I prefer not to think that and today a chick looked at me. I looked back and she palm waved me! Please rate my story /10.

12:00 am GowithitHe moved to bitchute for his full form videos omg! its been years!
12:01 am GowithitTell them the news about rfb. Guaranteed theyll think you are the coolest thing since sliced bread
12:08 am @big_fat_dangus queeri gets the golden calf
12:08 am paul_neriReported.
12:08 am big_fat_dangusreport deez nuts nigga
12:30 am @GreatSatan die paul
12:32 am @purityspiral show us the magic sunglasses
12:52 am big_fat_dangusヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪


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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 7 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 02:02:21 ago (+7/-0)

You have the slender hands of an aristocratic woman.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 02:05:52 ago (+1/-1)*

I...I think that's a nice thing to say? Alas, dude, I was/am not a manly man.

[ - ] Rowdybme 4 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 02:16:27 ago (+4/-0)

You remind of that guy who does those fast food reviews on youtube. And has long nails. I'm not saying ur gay. But why do you guys like having these long nails?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 03:26:14 ago (+1/-0)*

Fair question. I don't think they are unacceptably long male nails.@UncleDoug said my nails were long in a previous pic and I was quite hurt. I didn't tell him that 'cos he'd see it as a feather in his cap. I think it's useful to have a bit of length in the thumb nail because it can operate as a tool e.g. peeling mandarins.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 05:36:51 ago (+1/-0)*

Those nails are too long if you do any manual labor.

peeling mandarins.

Get a paring knife. They're 4/$1 at whaleworld.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 05:43:08 ago (+0/-0)

Compared my thumb nails and the one in the pic is possibly 3mm longer so...it's an abberation and I'm in the clear.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 19:27:28 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. I have known several men who keep longer than normal nails. And you're right yours aren't ridiculously long. But I have found they fall into two categories. Straight guys who have very feminine voices and style. And dirty hippies who play the guitar. Review brah on YouTube his are significantly longer than yours.

[ - ] drstrangergov 3 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 03:19:21 ago (+3/-0)

That is a female hand

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 04:32:34 ago (+0/-0)

Definitely. Male hands aren't slender like that.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 05:45:30 ago (+2/-0)

You're just saying that to be unpleasant!

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 09:21:12 ago (+0/-0)

kinda always thought you were an undercover lady

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 20:04:38 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, dude...why be unpleasant when I dedicated a post to you ffs?

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 02:14:35 ago (+2/-0)

Aww man. I stuck up for you. But you got those gay long nails. Bite those mother fuckers. Sigh

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 05:27:59 ago (+0/-0)

Perhaps it is a cultural thing and Yanks have closely cut fingernails?I find nail cutting a pain the neck!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 05:48:57 ago (+0/-0)

The thumb nail in the pic is about 3mm longer than my other thumb nail.A wardrobe malfunction that's all.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 12:38:55 ago (+1/-0)

Very clearly a woman's hand with long nails and everything. It makes sense honestly. At least we can stop calling her a faggot now.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 20:08:14 ago (+0/-0)

You're just being unpleasant. The post is about my magic sunglasses which seem to ooze Tom Cruise sex appeal and drive the females into a mating frenzy. I'm worried about being attacked and falling off my bike!

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 11:38:13 ago (+0/-0)

Okay you made me laugh with the bike comment. I'm glad to see you embracing your new-found lesbianism Paula.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 07:29:10 ago (+1/-0)

I had a pair like that as my first prescription sunglasses. Granted, 20 years ago...but I had them.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 20:11:23 ago (+0/-0)

And then you met your wife. Makes sense and gives hope to dudes like @Anus_Expander who has difficulty hooking up with women because ... because they don't want their kids growing up with their dad's name!

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 02:10:52 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty slick bro. I have some that look just like that.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 05:30:23 ago (+0/-0)

I wasn't all that keen on them but now😆

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 20:08:55 ago (+0/-0)

Tranhands detected! 🤨

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 20:12:40 ago (+0/-1)

Reported.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 01:57:07 ago (+0/-2)*

I tell you it's uncanny and it seems more than a coincidence that in the space of a couple of days gorgeous chicks are, um, well, giving me the eye! The young women sang a sweet, flattering song to me and this chick today made eye contact and gave me a wave. After the song-singing episode I checked out my dial in the mirror (sunglasses/helmet) and couldn't see what all the fuss was about. Cynabuns speaking: "well just dream on, paul dream on...".