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Reeeeing she/xir gets punched & taken down by a senior citizen. Bonus right hook slomo vid inside.

submitted by Rotteuxx to funny 1 weekApr 23, 2024 20:14:01 ago (+47/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/u4sgkx.mp4

This happened right in front of Parliament in Ottawa today, apparently it's an antifa faggot that decided to harass a retired guy who's often camped on the hill with anti cultural marxism signs. No charges laid.

Slowed down :

https://files.catbox.moe/43ien1.mp4


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[ - ] Cantaloupe 17 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 21:34:15 ago (+17/-0)

When some attacks with fingers, grab those fingers and bend them back. That's the easiest low effort move.

Fingers control the wrist, the arm, the body

[ - ] dass 15 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 22:48:34 ago (+15/-0)

When i was about 20, Once saw a guy ranting and raving repeatedly poking his finger right up in some dudes face at a pub - until dude promptly bit down on said finger and foot swept him into a bar leaner with it still in his mouth. They had to beg him to let go, guy was crying and bawling like a baby, slunk off into the night holding his nibbled digit.... one of the funniest, saddest and nastiest things i'd seen up until then.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 4 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 01:16:20 ago (+4/-0)

The old man is going to be in a lot of trouble. It's already bad here in the States, in Canada it's so much worse.

In California, you have to take a step back, wave your arms in front of your body, and verbally state "this is my personal space, if you enter my personal space again I'm going to be forced to defend myself". After that, you can only punch one time, and then you HAVE to run away.

Punching someone because they put a finger in your face (even if they grazed you with their finger) without taking any steps to avoid conflict is going to land you in jewjail.

I'm not saying I disagree with what the old man did. It was great content, and it's what SHOULD be allowed to happen. I'm just saying what's going to end up happening to him in the current legal system.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 23:42:56 ago (+8/-0)

He punched that kike tranny so hard its grandmother felt it back in the great shoah and shivered her timbers.

[ - ] rzr97 8 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 21:31:18 ago (+8/-0)*

Many probably know but when it went to the ground, that position was called full mount. It's very advantageous with you straddling your opponent with his legs behind you. If you have that position don't give it up in general unless you can mount his back and choke him out or transition to another choke/arm bar.

[ - ] BloodyComet 6 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 23:38:51 ago (+6/-0)

This man knows how to fight, and he was smart to take this position and not just start smashing the guy's face in. He didn't have to, being mounted and trying to get away (without knowing how) is exhausting. It also looks a lot better to the cops who come running up to see that you're not beating the ever-loving shit out of the freak, and instead just controlling them.

At least he got one good shot in.

[ - ] Sector2 8 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 20:48:02 ago (+8/-0)

Pushing up against him while yelling and poking at him with that finger = nice jaw displacement at :07.

Foreground guy was having some kind of fit.

Claiming senior citizens rights was a little lame, but maybe that's what you have to do there.

[ - ] dass 11 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 21:21:23 ago (+11/-0)

Claiming senior citizen rights is actually a smart thing to do with Johny zog, bc doesnt Canuckistan also have harsher sentencing guidelines etc based on if the victim is a senior citizen?.

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 21:31:56 ago (+6/-0)

As one, it still seems lamer than I'd use, but avoiding arrest is a good move.

[ - ] dass 6 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 22:28:47 ago (+6/-0)

Oh yeah for sure, however in the past not wanting to stoop to their level is right out the window for me now, if at all possible i will make them live and hopefully suffer by their own rules.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 7 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 21:08:44 ago (+7/-0)

Foreground guy is tarded & taken care of by boomer waffen is what I heard. Don't fuck with nice people.

[ - ] Sector2 7 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 21:33:03 ago (+7/-0)

👍

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 7 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 20:24:38 ago (+7/-0)

Faggot’s glasses went flying! Lol

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 22:17:36 ago (+6/-0)

A little cum splashed out of its mouth too. Fair strike boomer. Fair strike.

[ - ] dass 4 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 22:30:08 ago (+4/-0)

Hahaha ... guess lunch is out the window.

[ - ] dass 4 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 21:18:03 ago (+4/-0)

Love retards delayed response 'thunk glasses fly off stagger .... 1 ..... 1 and a half... 'Owwwl'

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 23:35:09 ago (+5/-0)

Bonus retard kike as well

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 21:12:48 ago (+5/-0)

Nice hit, probably should have just choked the fucker out. And don't stick around for the police, they are not your friends.

[ - ] dass 8 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 21:23:49 ago (+8/-0)

Well the tard did run back in while saying 'fcking hit me again' , so i would literally take him at his word and do just that.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 23:10:16 ago (+4/-0)

Saying in a gaytard way.

[ - ] dass 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 04:16:33 ago (+2/-0)

Just needed more angst and despewration ...

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 1 weekApr 25, 2024 10:27:57 ago (+1/-0)

I like that he takes his hat off while punching the guy.

[ - ] JosephGoebbels 4 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 21:33:43 ago (+4/-0)

This pedo is still around? Why am I not surprised...

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 01:51:39 ago (+3/-0)

Camera man sure had an adrenaline rush.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 23:01:50 ago (+3/-0)

Jew commie faggot DEFEATED by retiree.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 22:10:31 ago (+3/-0)

Perhaps that tranny faggot realized it as a man after that exhilarating fight. Physical fights are good and should happen more. I would love to fight on the metis reservation one day

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 22:34:53 ago (+7/-0)

It's incredible to me how many dudes have never been punched in the face. One good sock to the chin or nose can fundamentally change a person. If they're a pussy, they learn it's not as bad as they thought. If they're a cunt, they learn quick and proper that being a cunt has consequences. I really think everyone should get punched in the face at least once. Shit, it should be a segment in gym class in high school. We used to hate the day that we had to run a mile. Think what "get property punched in the face" day would do for this country.

I actually have a political policy based on getting punched in the face should I ever claim dominion over a population. Everyday, everyone is entitled to punch one person in the face. Just once, once a day, no legal consequences. You don't have to do it, but you can. Now, if you are a decent human being you probably won't ever get punched in the face. If you're a shit bag however, you're going to get punched in the face a lot. This will absolutely straighten some shit out. You really don't want to wake up to a line of people at your door waiting to punch you in the face.

I really think this policy has merit. Vote peckerwood, a punch a day keeps the dickheads at bay. I am currently accepting donations in the form of gold, Bitcoin, and punches to the face. Thank you, and God fucked America.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 23:15:09 ago (+3/-0)

Think what "get property punched in the face" day would do for this country.

Had to take home ec? Not sure of the actual name basically its a cooking class and it's mostly filled with girls that's why we took it.

I was paired with a transplant from joisey and he kept talking shit about Floridians in that annoying joisey accent.

So I threw flour in his face and deck him in the jaw.

The faggot must have been in a few fights because out of the puff of flour he threw a punch and connected pretty good.

We remained friends through HS.

We failed that cooking class.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 08:38:55 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, see that's the other thing. Some of the coolest people I've known I've had a physical altercation with. It breeds respect when you can solve a disagreement with a couple punches and then go out for beers afterwards. Maybe that's a White guy thing.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 22:12:51 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe that's a White guy thing.

I rekon.

[ - ] Dingo 3 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 22:35:33 ago (+3/-0)

I think the point of them being "metis" is that they don't have a reservation.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 22:41:02 ago (+3/-0)

Very true. We can't even keep them from coming to this website

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 08:05:48 ago (+2/-0)

That's how it's done!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 19:52:20 ago (+1/-0)

Oh good you're back, I hope that month long Gaycation getaway/festival was cool and that you had fun!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 23, 2024 23:07:30 ago (+1/-0)

Oh shit! Unclebuttplug finally visited North America!

he's the one in the wheelchair

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 21:22:02 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] texasblood -1 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 06:21:45 ago (+0/-1)

"punching" in later years should be avoided.
Minimal training required,takes 15min to explain and demo.
More to simple elbows then most assume.