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Cute doggy bites reporter on live TV

submitted by shitface9000 to shitbulls 1 yearApr 23, 2024 12:20:20 ago (+24/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/6rxg8x.mp4



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[ - ] ModernGuilt 10 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 15:39:32 ago (+10/-0)

Women are such retards and are completely incapable of judging risk, or worse they are capable, but intentionally seek it.

You have a random black guy with a pitbull and you stick your face in it. Sometimes you cannot save people from their own stupidity

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 20:51:03 ago (+2/-0)

Women can't handle pets. Look up some of the videos on youtube of dogs acting crazy and they're really just tense because the woman doesn't know how to train them.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1 yearApr 23, 2024 16:28:41 ago (+1/-0)

That’s actually not a pit bull. It’s a Dogo Argentino and they’re usually a lot more stable than Pits.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 23:46:42 ago (+0/-0)

Reeeeeeeeeeee rah rah reeeeeeeeeeee dey ahhh jess lykuss!

[ - ] CHIRO 6 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 13:32:25 ago (+6/-0)

I'm no expert in canine non-verbals, but I know there is something significant to dogs about getting their heads near to one another, like some kind of dominance signal. I learned this the hard way when I drunkenly leaned down to kiss a Rottweiler on the head like I owned him. I was just meeting him for the first time. It did the exact same thing to me, and it split my lip open with a gash about a half-inch long. It needed stitches. I just remember leaning up, not really feeling anything, but then I began talking and sprayed blood everywhere.

This was not a smart thing I did. When I told the nurse at the ER what happened, she was incredulous. She definitely thought I'd been in a fight. To her credit, it looked less like a dog "bite" and more like I'd taken someone's knuckle across the face at just the right angle. It was pretty clear that the dog wasn't intending to eat my face, but to send a message like: you aren't the person who gets to do that.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 15:16:56 ago (+4/-0)

I've seen this with women many times. They want to kiss cute dogs they don't know. Bad idea, especially with shitbulls like this one.

[ - ] BloodyComet 3 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 15:40:07 ago (+3/-0)

I call it the "nose nip" since they often get a little of the nose when they snap at the offending person. This shitbull wasn't being aggressive, he was saying "get the fuck away from me, weirdo". And I hate pit bulls.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 16:28:33 ago (+0/-0)

It probably doesn't help that dogs like mine encourage such behavior.

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 16:26:50 ago (+5/-0)

Got yer nose!

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 1 yearApr 24, 2024 01:40:48 ago (+1/-0)

HAH!!

[ - ] VitaminSieg 5 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 15:33:19 ago (+5/-0)

A chihuahua would've done it sooner, and that stupid front hole would lean in to kiss a helicopter rotor if it were weally weally cyute too. Women are stupid. Women on tv are even stupider.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 0 points 1 yearApr 24, 2024 01:44:52 ago (+0/-0)*

One of the best reasons for visiting this website is the complex, hilarious ways we have of describing seemingly simple things. Well done.

[ - ] HomerSampson 3 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 14:07:57 ago (+4/-1)

If it ain't pit it ain't shit.

[ - ] JosephGoebbels 2 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 13:10:14 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 13:42:56 ago (+0/-0)

I'm gonna let it slide...

[ - ] Althea 1 point 1 yearApr 24, 2024 00:16:23 ago (+1/-0)

dailymail article with some pics of the aftermath

she blamed herself, and not the dog. still seems like a dangerous dog though.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 1 yearApr 24, 2024 01:47:31 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for the follow up.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 yearApr 23, 2024 18:39:05 ago (+1/-0)

Now the dog is going to have to lick its ass for a week to get the taste out!

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 1 yearApr 24, 2024 02:55:53 ago (+0/-0)

So what's going on with the snow removal?

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 23:45:27 ago (+0/-0)

This is a good example of why shitbulls are such a menace. They can be the sweetest,friendliest dogs one minute and try to eat your face the next. If they were always vicious,you wouldn't trust them. It's the Jekyll and Hyde bullshit that lets them in.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 1 yearApr 24, 2024 02:55:55 ago (+1/-0)*

Any dog can bite your face if you stick your face too close to it. Some do it if you touch their ears wrong.
The dog is not the problem in this video, the dumb fucking woman is. There is just some shit you don't do to strange dogs.
Pitbulls are still a shit breed, but that woman is at fault.
This comment is stupid. Do you blame guns for all the murders? One gun kills, all guns are bad?

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 1 yearApr 24, 2024 03:13:58 ago (+1/-1)

Guns don't get up and eat your kids.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 1 yearApr 23, 2024 19:15:37 ago (+0/-0)

The b** did what she wanted with the dog instead of paying attention to the dogs mannerisms. That dog is not positioned correctly I'd be pissed if I was forced to be in that position too get the f out of my face b*.

Turn off this formatting b**** with making bold you stupid mother f******.