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If I were a satanic lunatic and I wanted civil war.......

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 2 weeksApr 22, 2024 13:34:29 ago (+20/-0)     (whatever)

I would divide the population right down the middle using class envy, racism, and propaganda as a weapon. Then I would start telling both sides carefully modified truths about each other. Of course I would need access to the associated press or Reuters or something. Step 3? Profit.


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I would weaken everyones IQ with small bit of poison in everday products produced by companies that have tons of pruducts, like soap, bakeware, and preservatives, also I would give away pharmaceuticals while getting insurance companies to pay up. Anything to lower peoples IQ, I would also promote degeneracy STD's for everyone and no girl shall be married unless she is well used up and on meth etc.