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Staff Writers Needed

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 1 weekApr 22, 2024 09:04:55 ago (+9/-1)     (whatever)

For my new TV project: Space Niggas: 3755.

1500 years after the Jews are killed; Whites have mercifully banished Blacks back to Africa. There, in the year 3755, they’re finally able to catch up to Whites of the 20th Century and build rockets and start a space program. Dozens of launches will end in explosions and in that time we develop the characters of the various Afronauts.


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[ - ] Lost 4 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 09:13:49 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 09:19:49 ago (+2/-0)*

LOL.

This thing could be a drama or a comedy. The comedy route has each episode culminating in a test launch and as the rocket lifts off and blows apart, Yakety Sax plays and all the nogs are filmed scrambling around the Cape Canigga at 2X speed.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 15:43:18 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 2 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 16:55:14 ago (+2/-0)

Just applied for the position of nigger wrangler. My resume is on eggshell with Romalian type. Let me know what you think.

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 12:39:35 ago (+2/-0)

You should put a twist in. The spaceships have no landing gear and this is how this future society gets rid of its undesireables. They turn them into "space colonists". The spaceships are just missiles.

[ - ] JosephGoebbels 2 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 10:22:46 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 09:24:14 ago (+2/-0)

That's no more likely than Bonobos starting a space program.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 3 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 09:26:59 ago (+3/-0)

It’s not a leap of faith to think that 1600 years from now that they could catch up to our technology. This is science fiction, anyway.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 15:56:41 ago (+2/-0)

Okay Then! You get an upvote for the "This is science fiction anyway" statement. LOL

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 09:27:42 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 1 weekApr 22, 2024 19:38:01 ago (+1/-0)

I'd love to help you write, but banishing nuggets to Africa seems heartless when you can send cratefuls of them into the ocean. Why would you want them to suffer on a continent filled with yellow fever and typhoid when they can create Wakanda in the middle of the refreshing Pacific Ocean?