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Pre-Elderly Roastie Details Cunt Surgery That Landed Her Young Black Cock

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to ThotPatrol 1 yearApr 21, 2024 18:10:21 ago (+4/-0)     (nypost.com)

https://nypost.com/2024/01/25/lifestyle/i-got-designer-vagina-surgery-for-my-ex-now-sex-is-agonizing/?dicbo=v2-VhTt20r

Cuz life goals


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[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 1 yearApr 21, 2024 19:02:45 ago (+4/-0)

Vanesa Vaughn, from Melbourne, Australia, now 47, said that when she was in her 20s, one of her exes told her that her vagina was the “worst he had ever seen

Those must have been some mighty beef curtains.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 2 points 1 yearApr 21, 2024 20:21:40 ago (+2/-0)

47 years old “might not be able to have a child SOMEDAY”.

Cunts are completely detached from reality

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 yearApr 21, 2024 21:30:19 ago (+0/-0)

Yup, 30 is considered "the wall" for a good reason. Because after that, a woman's chances of having a non-downie baby is rapidly diminishing.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1 yearApr 21, 2024 19:33:57 ago (+2/-0)

How very Melbourne.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1 yearApr 21, 2024 19:00:53 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1 yearApr 21, 2024 19:00:28 ago (+1/-0)

All she needed was to go down to Jamaica or over to Cameroon to have a walletectomy performed.

Then she could have had all the ape muhdik she wanted.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 1 yearApr 21, 2024 19:33:40 ago (+4/-0)

Melbourne is awash with muhdiks these days. Fresh from africa.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1 yearApr 21, 2024 21:30:58 ago (+3/-0)

Everywhere is.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 22, 2024 08:41:58 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 1 yearApr 22, 2024 09:30:45 ago (+1/-0)

Remember after Katrina when they inexplicably (not really: Jews, Kalergi Plan) started sending them to places like Iowa and Idaho?

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1 yearApr 21, 2024 19:13:52 ago (+0/-0)