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In today's FAFO ... motorcycle tricks

submitted by shitface9000 to whatever 1 weekApr 21, 2024 16:35:37 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/k9pr64.mp4



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[ - ] con77 0 points 6 daysApr 26, 2024 20:36:17 ago (+0/-0)

Wonder how that ass feels today?

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 12 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 17:36:39 ago (+12/-0)

Looks like BushedCuck after he leaves the gay nightclub.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 08:00:11 ago (+2/-0)

Damn son

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 8 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 18:02:56 ago (+8/-0)

That guy just bought a 3-4 week session of laying flat, face down.

Road Rash is horrible on sites that flex, and stretch the skin repeatedly. Imagine having the huge scab that is going to from on his ass pulled every time he attempts to move.

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 7 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 18:56:09 ago (+7/-0)

try taking a dump with that scab

[ - ] Xantha 5 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 19:45:06 ago (+5/-0)

Low speed road rash takes nearly a month to heal. High speed road rash like this is like being a serious burn victim, this guy is in for months of total agony with very little sleep, and he'll be largely immobilized in the same position the entire time. They're probably going to have to skin graft that big of an area. I'd say he earned his new motorcycle code name of Franken-ass.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 2 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 23:29:06 ago (+2/-0)

Franken-ass.

Kek

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 17:23:03 ago (+4/-0)

Damn, ow.

I had to take a few weeks off of work at one job and quit the other because of something a similar; although I was not being this same kind of retarded. I was trying to do my job more gooder as a motorcycle messenger, and it turned out the dumb maneuver I tried didn't work out as I hoped for the round trip super express delivery I was on...

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 22:56:36 ago (+4/-0)

Always buy, and wear, the proper gear. Yes it's expensive, but that sure beats laying on your face for a month in agony.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 weekApr 21, 2024 23:38:47 ago (+1/-0)

Well yeah, that is the lesson.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 1 weekApr 22, 2024 10:06:13 ago (+1/-0)

Dress for the slide, not the ride.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 00:32:14 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe leather clothing was for more than looks.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 22:39:13 ago (+3/-0)

Ride ATGATT, frens.

[ - ] Barfcock19 2 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 05:33:32 ago (+2/-0)

Street sodomy.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 22:55:31 ago (+2/-0)

Every spring there's a fresh batch of young retards with no fathers buying the fastest crotch-rocket they can. And not a single one will go through a class.

Of course they don't wear the proper gear, and if they do they buy the cheapest possible chinesium trash that's barely better than a tissue paper. Proper gear costs proper.

Even if you don't ride, watch out for these idiots. They can, and will, kill you while thinking that they're doing nothing wrong.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 08:03:54 ago (+0/-0)

Motorcycle go vroom!

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 00:27:48 ago (+1/-1)

I love seeing motorcycle riders skid out. I love seeing them smeared on the pavement.

I live right by a long stretch where those faggots love to gun it and I hear that shit all day long. Seeing some sissy like this painting the road brightens my entire day.