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[ - ] DeusExMachina 2 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 06:02:36 ago (+2/-0)

Neat. Let's start making up conspiracy theories about them and make it really weird.

Bill Gates only pays people he suspects of wanting to murder him to report internet conspiracies to him. Not because he cares about what people might be saying online about him but because he is doing a loyalty test and those who fail will be exsanguinated and their juices will be used to prolong his life. For this he is willing to pay a generous amount of $12.50/hr and a three month free trial of Microsoft 365.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 1 weekApr 21, 2024 12:20:08 ago (+1/-0)

Gates is a raging psycho. His mommy was too busy at the sickness of planned parenthood demanding "none but the rich shall breed" to know what billy looked like.

THe jaffe memo to planned parenthood in 1969 suggested

Fertility control agents in water supply.

Promote Chronic Depression

Compulsory abortion

Compulsory sterilization

promote homosexuality

Discouragement of private home ownership.

So yeah, they went ahead with their eugenics plan and won't stop until they are stopped.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1 weekApr 21, 2024 05:26:17 ago (+1/-0)

I want that job.

I'll invent the shit myself.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 14:14:57 ago (+0/-0)

I've always found it funny how you can drive people crazy if they believe that other people believe things about them that qualitatively assesses them in a negative manner.

"Hey Bill, did you hear that everyone thinks you're a jewish woman in disguse?" ... imagine if shit like that was all he heard about day in and day out.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 03:35:58 ago (+0/-0)

I heard he eats cum