The poo is the train's natural prey. - Upgoat

The poo is the train's natural prey.
submitted by BulletStopper to whatever 1 weekApr 20, 2024 14:34:56 ago (+50/-1) (pomf2.lain.la)
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/9dd2l.mp4#t=0.001

The circle of life.

(Needs narration by Sir Richard Attenborough though)

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 16 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 15:40:24 ago (+16/-0)

So, what your saying is, India needs more trains. Very good idea.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 8 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 16:31:14 ago (+8/-0)

Well, I'm not saying that they don't.

Perhaps if other countries could just route their express trains THROUGH india...

Through. Express. Not stopping, of course.

Because india.

[ - ] goatfugee12 13 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 17:09:01 ago (+13/-0)

after just answering a call from a scamming street shitter using a local spoofed phone number this makes me happy.

[ + ] Lost

[ - ] Lost 8 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 17:23:23 ago (+8/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/f9wx58.png

[ + ] hylo

[ - ] hylo 7 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 18:51:59 ago (+7/-0)

This is mainly why I hate them. Secondly is their flooding of tech jobs and doing shit work.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 17:47:15 ago (+2/-0)*

"...this makes me happy."

Am I not a river to my people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noyFiYKlFJU

TFW the spoofed pajeet scam call suddenly cuts off in mid-scam.

Now you know why.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 21:49:20 ago (+2/-0)

Is it odd that there are 109 comments on that video?

[ - ] Sector2 11 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 15:06:13 ago (+11/-0)

Sneaks up on them at night too. If you've seen the one where a huge crowd was watching some kind of fireworks show, not noticing a hunting path the train had made right through that area. Camera pajeet was just behind the path the train had made. Judging by the density of the crowd, the 80 mph speed of the train resulted in a hugely successful hunt.

[ + ] mikenigger

[ - ] mikenigger 7 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 20:16:44 ago (+7/-0)*

with such a big meal the train doesn't have to eat again for 3 weeks

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2024 22:43:07 ago (+1/-0)

Haha, thats spicy.

[ + ] hylo

[ - ] hylo 6 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 18:52:51 ago (+6/-0)

Someone find this video.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 22:31:38 ago (+6/-0)

On 19 October 2018, two Indian Railways passenger trains hit a crowd of people in the eastern outskirts of Amritsar, Punjab, killing at least 59 people and injuring approximately 100 more. The crowd had gathered to watch celebrations for the Hindu festival of Dussehra and were standing on the tracks.

https://youtu.be/zofb2YlYbuU

@I_am_baal

[ + ] I_am_baal

[ - ] I_am_baal 2 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 02:22:22 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you

[ + ] I_am_baal

[ - ] I_am_baal 3 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 19:32:08 ago (+3/-0)

I second this. I must see this beautiful sight.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 5 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 19:47:07 ago (+5/-0)

Ah, yes. The deadly "night train". More stealthy because they go down the track on their tippy-toes.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 21:50:35 ago (+4/-0)

Train Hunter

Sounds like it could be a decent bollywood movie.

[ - ] TheNoticing 7 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 18:39:47 ago (+7/-0)

These are the retards that come here and are given jobs over qualified White men.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 4 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 19:44:06 ago (+4/-0)

And now you know why Boeing can't seem to keep planes in the air anymore.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 21:51:41 ago (+2/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy noticing iz annie semetisms!!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 5 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 17:54:05 ago (+5/-0)

Most of them can be taught in school to avoid that kind of danger.
The rest of them have to be trained.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 5 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 18:41:34 ago (+5/-0)

The rest of them have to be trained.

loooooooooooooooooool

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 19:49:46 ago (+2/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/9sumkz.png

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 21:53:12 ago (+3/-0)

By Americans employed by US corporations to train their replacements?

[ + ] Puller_of_Noses

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 02:06:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. Like Norfolk Southern or Union Pacific. The hard part is learning how to swerve a train to clip one of them dotheads.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 10:37:15 ago (+2/-0)

Easy. Just hang something out the door as you go by. Some of those poos weren't hit by the train itself, just random shit sticking out from it.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 21, 2024 22:56:46 ago (+1/-0)

Or a dothead "swerving" to avoid a bridge?

[ - ] JosephGoebbels 5 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 17:33:44 ago (+5/-0)

I don't know what's worse, street shitters with trains and electricity, or Chinese with lathes, forklifts, chemicals, buildings, motorbikes, manholes...

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 5 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 17:49:52 ago (+5/-0)*

... or steel factories.

Just enjoy the balance that is displayed in nature.

[ + ] JosephGoebbels

[ - ] JosephGoebbels 6 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 17:52:53 ago (+6/-0)

I would enjoy it better if they weren't flooding over here.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 5 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 17:55:19 ago (+5/-0)

Yes, but our trains need to eat too you know.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 18:49:05 ago (+4/-0)

Elevators, escalators, cars...

But pajeets are still worse

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 15:01:47 ago (+5/-0)

People versus Trains is one of my favorite genres of "WatchPeopleDie".

Almost entirely based on stupidity.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 1 weekApr 21, 2024 00:19:43 ago (+2/-0)

Remember that big poo train derailment a couple years back where some initial reports said it was actually shit that derailed it?
Then all the fact check faggot media claimed that was debunked, because obviously a pile of shit wouldn’t derail a train.. but it didn’t stay in the news long.

I remember a few weeks later seeing a follow up on how the original report was true, because what actually happened was that so many Jeets came and shit on a section of track, that the railbed rock clogged and didn’t allow proper drainage in the area so the whole track came apart.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 21:47:16 ago (+2/-0)

POOMAGEDDON!!

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 2 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 19:46:45 ago (+2/-0)

Remember how hard that moron Beyonce tried to have her Thomas train dance videos scrubbed? What a kunt!

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2024 19:54:00 ago (+1/-0)

Now I feel a sudden need to see poos being run down by Thomas and all his friends.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 18:39:56 ago (+2/-0)

Stupid is as stupid does

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 18:09:33 ago (+2/-0)

(Needs narration by Sir Richard Attenborough though)

Taken from Codex Pajeet II - India: The Worst Country On Earth

https://files.catbox.moe/odemn9.mp4

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2024 19:52:16 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly. See what I mean? Sir Rich's voice alone can make it all sound just sooo fucking intelligent.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1 weekApr 21, 2024 03:26:46 ago (+1/-0)

See how well laughing at dead people works out for you.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 21, 2024 10:31:26 ago (+1/-0)*

Do it all the time. Pretty good so far. The question you should be asking yourself is why do you feel the need to post about how much more you care than they do?

"Oh, look at me! Look at me! See how much I care? I care more than you do, so that means I'm a better person than you are, so there!"

Save your fake compassion and faux empathy for those that want it, porkchop. Or better yet, go post this kind of shit somewhere where you can get some virtue signal points. Here you'll just get laughed at along with the poos.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 17:29:34 ago (+1/-1)

I play that silly game Fallout shelter…, a shit skin from the waist lands arrived …, I named him Poopy Pajeet….., soon he will die…, it just happens

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 21:56:52 ago (+2/-0)

Fade In

What happened this time O'Malley?

Looks like he stepped in his own shit again.

::camera pans to him taking a puff on his cigar blows out smoke while winking at camera::

O'Malley looks at the police chief

They both burst out in laughter.

End Scene

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The poo is the train's natural prey. submitted by BulletStopper to whatever 1 weekApr 20, 2024 14:34:56 ago (+50/-1) (pomf2.lain.la)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/9dd2l.mp4#t=0.001

The poo is the train's natural prey.
submitted by BulletStopper to whatever 1 weekApr 20, 2024 14:34:56 ago (+50/-1) (pomf2.lain.la)
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/9dd2l.mp4#t=0.001