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[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 4 points 2 weeksApr 20, 2024 07:59:23 ago (+4/-0)

These are just terms used to indicate they can't get laid.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 2 weeksApr 20, 2024 06:24:15 ago (+3/-0)

"You dont know me, let me introduce myself by meticulous telling you what I want jammed in my holes"

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 weeksApr 20, 2024 15:04:14 ago (+1/-0)

I'd bend her over the couch.
Bang her so hard shed come back to life normal.
And make me a sandwich 🥪

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 weeksApr 20, 2024 10:27:33 ago (+1/-0)

"How is it that each eye, tooth, and tit is pointing in a drastically different direction?"

I've been laughing for the past hour over that!!!