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"Hey dad, what was it like growing up without a smart phone?" Me:

submitted by BulletStopper to America 1 weekApr 19, 2024 15:41:15 ago (+47/-1)     (twitter.com)

https://twitter.com/i/status/1780585383949992167


"Well, for one thing, we spent a lot more time outside, actually doing things, instead of inside, pretending to be doing things."


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[ - ] Niggly_Puff 15 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 15:52:37 ago (+15/-0)

The world was a much better place. Somehow people were less stupid even though they had less access to information.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 12 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 15:58:16 ago (+12/-0)

they had less access to information

I don't ever remember feeling bereft of information, or not being able to find information on any subject that I wanted.

I would look for it, find it and learn it. There was time to think.

Now people are inundated by a continual 24/7 firehose of "infotainment/advertising/propaganda" and they don't seem any happier for it.

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 16:36:44 ago (+9/-0)

Yeah. We'd ride our bikes downtown to the library and look stuff up on index cards and have conversations with dad and make fun of how dumb our teachers were, never even imagining those teachers would one day be replaced by NIGGERS.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 5 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 17:04:43 ago (+5/-0)*

You should have seen the look on my face the day our small town librarian told me about the inter-library lending system, and that, if she didn't have a particular book on the shelf, she could borrow it from another library for me from any other library in the country, even from the universities.

And suddenly, the world, and everything in it, was within my grasp. I became the absolute master of my domain at the age of 12.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAlTJ8gPJ3M

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 17:43:18 ago (+3/-0)

inter-library lending system

Yeah, that particular system saved me many times when the one book missing in a series was lent out at my library.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 17:46:17 ago (+2/-0)

Library books by mail was amazing. Summer vacation, reading two books per day. Snacking on frozen corn with salt and pepper during the summer heat.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:12:06 ago (+2/-1)

Damn dis nigga reeaaatch! Where yoo stay at?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:11:11 ago (+1/-0)

I became the absolute master of my domain at the age of 12.

I was thinking more along the lines of this

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:07:25 ago (+2/-0)

The Dewey decimal system you say?!

AND HOW!

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2024 01:37:58 ago (+1/-0)

Ah OK but at the time I thought jews were the chosen people, Hitler was a bad guy and niggers were cool. So, smart phones has been (((their))) undoing.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:06:28 ago (+1/-0)

The yid hadn't fully taken charge and defunded and indoctrinated the public school system.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:08:33 ago (+1/-0)

Why worry about remembering something when I can just look it up on my mobile brain assuming I remember what I am trying to remember?

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 18:29:32 ago (+0/-0)

Because people have access to bad information now.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:13:08 ago (+0/-0)

No they have access to truthful information but the yids brand it as misinformation to keep the grift and indoctrination going.

[ - ] NeedleStack 10 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 15:49:50 ago (+10/-0)

Riding around on our bikes was the best.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 6 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 15:59:13 ago (+6/-0)

I almost never see kids riding bikes anymore, and if I do they're looking down at their fucking phones.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:14:21 ago (+1/-0)

GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 8 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 16:00:05 ago (+9/-1)

The 90s were such a great decade to be a kid/teen.

It's been all downhill since 9/11. Thanks, jews.

[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 18:34:34 ago (+4/-0)

Rewind it a bit further and there's no McDonalds, Nintendo or rented movies, so even better real interaction.

Imagine growing up with no TVs in any home anywhere, and book racks in almost every store with everything published out of copyright by small publishers who could set up in their basement and sell to all the independent stores because there's no malls or franchises and most businesses are independent. Plato and westerns for sale at the dry cleaners, and second hand book stores in every neighbourhood. Interacting with White humans who read an uncontrolled variety, and were mostly high schoool drop outs who weren't afraid of thinking or people who thought..

[ - ] dass 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 18:08:10 ago (+3/-0)

I was a 70'S kid - it was the mack.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 17:50:56 ago (+2/-0)

It's been all downhill since

The last great year of your childhood.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 6 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 19:20:34 ago (+6/-0)

Considering that everyone in that video was White (unless I missed one or two), is "a smart phone" really just coded language for "cultural enrichment" here?

[ - ] Chava70 2 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 07:28:21 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck, that was my childhood. That makes me want to go back in the worst way. A much better timeline than the current one we've managed to slip into.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 19:25:02 ago (+3/-0)

It, was a good time. It did hurt a lot though.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:16:28 ago (+2/-0)

Shouldn't have been a faggot.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 21:22:59 ago (+0/-0)

It's not gay when I'm pushing and you're biting the pillow homo.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 22:01:16 ago (+1/-0)

I'd never be in a room with alone with you biden err uhh RMgothballs.

So your homoerotic highschool story of coming out didn't include me.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 21:06:35 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 16:13:33 ago (+3/-0)

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Hey dad--what was it like growing up without a smart phone?

Me:

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 21:15:53 ago (+2/-0)

I'm grateful to have grown up and lived for a little while without all this shit. It feels like it was just yesterday, but also an eternity ago.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 19:19:08 ago (+2/-0)

I'm gonna go read in the park.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:19:41 ago (+1/-0)

Make sure it's a culturally enriched park with torn down statues of racist hoooowyte mxn and a Saint Floyd statue in place of the misogynistic hoooowyte straight domestic terrorist bigot!

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:48:03 ago (+3/-0)

Nah, I spraypainted over the tranny mural a few weeks ago.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 16:04:42 ago (+2/-0)

The smart phone is just like the internet- it gives people the opportunity for great progress but it's filled with limitless distractions. The people that don't want people to progress push the distractions to make people zombies.

If you're not a retard you can customize the internet and phones for the former and keep out the latter. The problem is most people are retards so smart phones and internet really just makes it clear which people fall into which category.

There's a reason jews want to control the internet and it's not just so they can sell you more Disney bullshit. They've already got one type of people, now they want to control the ones they missed.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:21:32 ago (+1/-0)

::half a year old phone::

tapity tap tap tap tapity tap

App nawt werkink need nu phone!

[ - ] Lost 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 15:45:36 ago (+2/-0)

My Dad was an emergency operations expert for the oil and gas industry. He had a cell phone since the late 80's. He was issued a satellite phone by his company in 95.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 7 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 15:54:13 ago (+7/-0)

Which served a practical purpose other than as a leash, time-waster, and pocket spy that you pay for.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 17:59:56 ago (+3/-0)

My first was a Motorola 1500 in 1988. Big 5+ pound thing, with a corded handset. People looked at me like I had two heads when they saw me talking into a handset with a cord going into my fannypack. I knew people at the time with literal suitcase cell phones, like 30 pounds and 30"x 16"x 8".

Was around the same time when alphanumeric pagers became a thing. Not just a beep and a phone number anymore.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:17:48 ago (+3/-0)

There was a period in the 80's when if a movie director wanted to immediately establish a movie character as being rich and/or powerful, he would have a scene where he was talking emphatically or commandingly chewing some underlings ass on his $4,000 suitcase phone. And he would have another underling who's whole job was just to follow him around and carry that fucking phone around for him, like an RTO for a platoon leader.

That way, right away, everybody would know that he was, "Somebody Important".

Then "the brick" phone came along and suddenly "phone guy" was out of a job.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:23:57 ago (+0/-1)

There was a period in the 80's when if a movie director wanted to immediately establish a movie character as being rich and/or powerful...

Now yids just show a nog with a pit bull and a Bamafone speekin witdey syde hoez gnome seyin?!

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 21:03:39 ago (+1/-0)

Now they go in the complete opposite direction.

When Viggo Tarasov calls John Wick, he had to go find the number written in an old notebook in his safe, and it was to a basement land-line, on an old Bell push-button phone with a corded handset.

The sound those old handsets make when hanging up is both distinctive and satisfying. And is sadly lacking in todays phones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_k8_DMuY54

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 22:03:48 ago (+1/-0)

I went down a rabbit hole on yootoob one day and apparently those old land lines has what the phone company called a conference line and if you clicked the receiver so many times you'd cross lines and end up eaves dropping or talking to people in your county.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 16:11:54 ago (+1/-0)

My second tech job was oki cellphone repairs.

Some were from the 80s.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:03:43 ago (+1/-0)

No nogs in video +100

Failed to blow on Nintendo cartridge -1

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:09:57 ago (+2/-0)

Blowing on the contacts is an immediate action failure drill that only needs to be executed as needed, in the instance of initial game cartridge failure.

Noob.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 21:17:46 ago (+2/-0)

Toof. Gently wiggling the cartridge side to side always works better.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:26:37 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Aze 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 19:18:04 ago (+1/-0)

Why does this hit me so hard! FUCK YOU!

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 21:59:05 ago (+0/-0)*

For one it meant I actually had a phone. My brother's kids are all required to share one phone so they lack the privacy to do anything bad with it. When I was in HS my phone could only text so it didn't matter. So I had a phone, and could text girls, and no one would read it.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:04:37 ago (+0/-0)

It can be even better

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 19:01:22 ago (+0/-1)

Fuck you, old bitch. You don’t even deserve to live. I think humanity shouldn’t exist because for most of it the internet didn’t exist. We should all be dead cause yall don’t deserve to exist. Cunts. I hate old people. I beat my grandparents to death with a laptop. Fuck you

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 19:04:08 ago (+1/-0)

Bye bye porkchop. No more time to waste on you.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:28:54 ago (+0/-0)

What did you yell at them while you beat them with the laptop?

>How many times do I need to tell you the internet is a series of tubes!!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 16:27:34 ago (+1/-3)

Journey is not gay.

Journey is for girls to listen to.

Upgoat is fake and gay

Don’t stop deceiving

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 20:38:32 ago (+0/-1)

I am a navy seal worth several billion dollars in military contracts. I’m gonna leave you 2 options. Either, you send me a video of you microwaving a batch of kittens orrrrrrrrrrr I’m gonna send you a selfie of a hellfire missle taking out your favorite family members. It’s up to you. I don’t know who you love the most but luckily me and Biden be getting high together he’s practically my nigger so welll just toss em at your blood line like a down syndrome kid skipping rocks on a lake

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 16:22:53 ago (+1/-3)

Journey is not gay.

Journey is for girls to listen to.