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Better get ready for $20+ gallon of gas and no food on the shelves. Iran & frens will shut down the Straight Of Hormuz very soon.

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:00:40 ago (+4/-4)     (AnonWhatever)

If you haven't prepared before now then you're probably screwed


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[ - ] DeusExMachina 0 points 2 weeksApr 21, 2024 07:21:56 ago (+0/-0)

Neat fearporn. It's really kinda funny how those two things are so similar. Both can be addicting. Both are, ultimately, unfulfilling. An environment where one or the other persists will inevitably lead one down a path of despair that is downright paralyzing. It's quite like both things result in similar outcomes and as such can be weaponized against a target population with the sole purpose of demoralizing it. Weird.

[ - ] anon 2260617 2 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:35:26 ago (+2/-0)

I only have a container of storable food for 30 days. How screwed am I?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:57:28 ago (+0/-0)

Less screwed than most particularly @big_fat_dangus

[ - ] anon 1264996 2 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:22:34 ago (+2/-0)

The cellar and freezers are full,all reserve fuels topped off months ago.
Massive 8 cord+ wood pile because of the light winter
Untold gallons of homemade hooch from a skillful neighbor.
It's spawning season and fish smoking/canning is the task.
Walleye is so tasty every way you fix it.
WE DONT CARE

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:25:42 ago (+0/-0)

hooch1
/huːtʃ/
nounINFORMAL
alcoholic drink, especially inferior or illicit whisky.[Library Service]

[ - ] anon 2353296 [op] 0 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 08:25:19 ago (+0/-0)

Where abouts you at, fren?

[ - ] anon 1264996 0 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 09:34:10 ago (+0/-0)

We right tight in the Ozarks.
Walmarts is 52 miles away,so peaceful.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 weeksApr 21, 2024 06:20:19 ago (+0/-0)

Cool dude.ID yourself and post about your prepping and home.

[ - ] anon 1264996 1 point 2 weeksApr 21, 2024 07:26:57 ago (+1/-0)

Been squared away for over a decade,we are as ready as possible without living in any sort of fear.
If you want to find me,find Randy Weaver.
He is ten minutes away in the next county.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 weeksApr 21, 2024 07:30:18 ago (+0/-0)

The Ozarks, also known as the Ozark Mountains, Ozark Highlands or Ozark Plateau, is a physiographic region in the U.S. states of Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma and the extreme southeastern corner of Kansas. The Ozarks cover a significant portion of northern Arkansas and most of the southern half of Missouri, extending from Interstate 40 in central Arkansas to Interstate 70 in central Missouri.[Library Service]

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2 weeksApr 21, 2024 09:45:16 ago (+0/-1)

Pretty nice without niggers and shit skin muslims

[ - ] anon 6511910 1 point 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 08:20:46 ago (+1/-0)

Plenty of libtards for me to loot around here for a long time

[ - ] anon 2353296 [op] 0 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 08:24:45 ago (+0/-0)

Many rich idiots have moved into rural areas. They have no idea...

[ - ] purityspiral 2 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 10:20:59 ago (+2/-0)

Dont think it for a second, I haven't always had this much money, and I'm FROM a rural area.
My stint in the city was for the procurement, any man tickles my abode gets goodified.

[ - ] anon 2353296 [op] 0 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 11:07:54 ago (+0/-0)

I doubt it will be a single man coming. It will be teams and they will win.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 12:14:00 ago (+0/-0)*

This is why we needed large families and ample training ammo.

Also, what I call rich, most call middle class, I'm dirty south poboy Texasiousana, so it stands to reason the larger house would be targeted. There are vipers and chargers and classics in this neighborhood, but not in my driveway.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:31:46 ago (+1/-0)

When Russia invaded Ukraine I went crazy growing potatoes but the missus wouldn't play ball and preferred the spuds from the supermarket which was very demoralising so...I've given up prepping save to say a "climbing spinach" (Malabar spinach) has taken off (self seeded) in the veggie patch and it's an amazing source of food.

[ - ] anon 2353296 [op] 1 point 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 08:26:22 ago (+1/-0)

You're going to live off of climbing spinach? PopeyeNeri Uggg gaa gaa gaa gaaa

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 weeksApr 21, 2024 06:22:52 ago (+0/-0)

Dude...yes if I'm starving.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:42:07 ago (+0/-0)

Rush to safety: markets shaken as Israel strikes (The Australian Newspaper)

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:28:05 ago (+0/-0)

I tried to warn the bros but they'd rather talk about music ffs!

3:33 am paul_neri Israel has launched a missile strike against Iran
4:26 am GetFuckedCunt https://files.catbox.moe/v4q0fh.mp3
4:33 am @big_fat_dangus kys queeri
5:30 am GrayDragonIran no care about infrastructure. Iran should just launch another hundred drones at Israel and cost America another five billion dollars.
5:31 am GrayDragonIran dancing "We can do this exchange every day!"
5:46 am GetFuckedCunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UMwLxFNKS0
5:51 am GetFuckedCuntThis song can't decide what metal genre it wants to be
6:03 am big_fat_dangusman I love wintersun
6:04 am big_fat_dangusidk how that guy plays 12 mins of insanely fast tremolo picking while doing all those different vocal techniques