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The Life Ambitions of the Average NYC Millennial

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 1 monthApr 19, 2024 03:54:44 ago (+1/-1)     (whatever)

Attend as many demented concerts/events/etc. as humanly possible and patronize every shitty restaurant on Yelp while documenting it all on Instagram.

I walked by 3 of them on 23rd Street last night and overheard them lamenting how “Michigan doesn’t have real Mexican food.”

Everyone has been brainwashed into accepting the lifestyle of the metropolitan Jew.


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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 1 monthApr 19, 2024 05:30:03 ago (+0/-0)

Why do people gush over Mexican food so much? I enjoy it. It's fine. One of my favorite places in town is an authentic Mexican spot. But that's just it, it's fine It's just food and it's clearly poverty food.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 19, 2024 05:43:54 ago (+0/-0)

Why do any of it? It’s demented to me. Just find a few things you like and stick with it. Everything with these fucks has to be some sort of food experiment.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 1 monthApr 19, 2024 07:06:27 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know man. Maybe it's hedonism. I used to go out to concerts a lot. Mostly smaller Atlanta local bands. I'm too old for that shit now. Chefs and high end dining get treated like rock stars now. Maybe it's trying to live vicariously. Who knows.

I appreciate good food and I get very irritated when I go out and pay money for food that isn't as good as what I can make myself. I think that's key though. I've got decent kitchen skills. These people might not and they're trying to live a life that isn't theirs.

Who knows. Fuck 'em.