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I'm might be drunk but the youngest holohoax surviver is 79 years old?

submitted by 2Drunk to Rants 1 weekApr 19, 2024 00:57:31 ago (+11/-1)     (Rants)

Can anyone remember shit from when they were 5, 6, or 7?

Once again the numbers don't add up. I was 10 years ago when the holohoax happened and I remember the masterbation machines.

It time to remove the parasite we have allowed to feed off us for good.


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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 8 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 01:04:34 ago (+8/-0)

She crawled from her mother's dead womb after the gas had cleared and snuck out of the gas chamber by crawling backwards over the holocoaster tracks. The bear and eagle took pity on her and chewed up some gypsies to feed her until she was rescued by commies who nursed her with soy milk until she was strong enough to punch Nazis on her own. Why do you doubt her heroic story, goy?

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 01:13:01 ago (+2/-0)

Was it the bear or eagle that invented the ball point pen.

I'm just very drunk and non of this adds up. Kind of like how I get 0.001% on my savings account but am charged 7.9-35% when I get a loan.

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 01:12:51 ago (+1/-0)

Her name? Alberta Einstein.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 01:47:47 ago (+0/-0)

She married fellow survivor Andy Frankenstein who only survived Mengele's experiments by replacing the parts of his body Mengele ruined with pieces from jews killed in the masturbation machines.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 04:18:47 ago (+2/-0)

It's important to remember that you too survived the Holocaust.

We all did

whew.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 02:06:19 ago (+2/-0)

They have been pushing insanely hard to have generational trauma passed on... they want forever victim status tons of new age fucking idiots believe in this shit. Some are not idiots I know a pharmacist who believes this nonsense.

It's being pushed hard by the jew controlled mental health field

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 04:18:05 ago (+1/-0)

Prenatal hoaxer?

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 02:09:32 ago (+1/-0)

actually your not drunk

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 01:24:38 ago (+1/-0)

i remember when i was one

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 01:00:26 ago (+1/-0)

What if you had a one year old in a camp in 1933?
Maybe I’m drunk.
Edit: I may be drunk.
Let me rephrase. What if you had a one year old in a camp in 1945.
That would be 79.
See, I’m drunker than you are!

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 01:08:49 ago (+2/-0)

I think you are at my drunkenness.

The war ended in 1945 so if you were born that year you would be 79. But when done one member actual memories? 5, 6, 7?

So at best a holohoax surviver still alive today is 84?

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 02:12:43 ago (+3/-0)*

You are forgetting your jew holohoax lore. Any child was immediately gassed because they could not perform enough work, so I would estimate 14, so now we are up to 93 for the youngest possible.

E: I guess the jews survive (vampire) longer than us due to all the adrenochrome they get from sacrificed Christian children for blood-libel-infused Matzah bread.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 09:35:48 ago (+0/-0)

Now that logically they have to be dying off, they’ve come up with a new way to keep getting reparations. “Scientists” have discovered that trauma can be passed down in your dna. So oy vey, little schlomo needs shekels because grandma ester survived the camps.

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 20, 2024 22:19:56 ago (+0/-0)

It will be because the US didn't go to war with Iran fast enough. The US literally allowed the Iranians to use the masturbation machines on the jews.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 06:31:52 ago (+0/-0)

They're all survivors, according to them. Every last jew.

[ - ] SithEmpire 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 03:38:57 ago (+0/-0)

Various jew bloggers over the last decade have been claiming that children of (((survivers))) somehow also inherit the same memory, and thus are hereditary victims to whom Germany owes something.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 02:44:30 ago (+0/-0)

We are all King David Hotel survivors. Twice over double mint gum. I survived 20x.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 01:09:31 ago (+0/-0)

well, you know jews and lies...

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 01:02:54 ago (+0/-0)

They keep making more. They're like Doritos!

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 01:14:17 ago (+1/-0)

Their mandated cricket flavoring?