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Nigger story

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 4 weeksApr 18, 2024 23:31:37 ago (+21/-0)     (whatever)

Had a nigger bitch come into the place I work last night. It's a deli, we make sandwiches and there's a beer only bar in the back.
First Question: Do y'all take EBT?
I tell her no, we only take cash and local checks.
Second Question: Does the check have to be valid?
Me, verbatim: Fucking Yes?
She tells me she was just fuckin with me and she "don't eain fucks wit EBT" and proceeded to pull some damp mother fuckin titty money out of her bra.
I take her fuckin bra stash titty cash, cause fuck it let's get this god damn lunatic the fuck out of here and get on with the night, but fuckin god damn. That's a new one for me bros.
Does the check have to be valid? I'm at a loss. It's typical nigger behavior, I know, but fuck that's absurd.


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[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 08:33:44 ago (+0/-0)

Wow, that’s something special. So, she’s intelligent enough to understand how to steal but not intelligent enough not to tell you that’s she’s stealing from you. Wtf

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:26:16 ago (+0/-0)

It sounds like you need to release the hounds on her.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 08:01:05 ago (+0/-0)

The check has to be valid and the cash must be real.

Otherwise, let the cops create St. George II.

[ - ] Dindu 1 point 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 04:40:59 ago (+1/-0)

We should do like the Indians and wipe the titty money on our faces to absorb the soul power

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:30:46 ago (+1/-0)

Easy there big chief sniffum milkmaker.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 08:53:29 ago (+1/-0)

It might be going to some businesses that do accept invalid checks. I don't know... Maybe we all should start asking that. It might be the underground railroad. This could be the find of the century. It could be a code word. Ask it if it's hair is real.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:19:02 ago (+2/-0)

I take her fuckin bra stash titty cash

Did you wash your hands after this lovely transaction?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 8 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:23:17 ago (+8/-0)

You bet your fuckin ass I did.

I'm hyper vigilant about washing my hands. If I eat, smoke, handle money or touch my face I wash my hands. It's unethical if I don't, seeing as I also make the food.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 7 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:26:26 ago (+7/-0)

Just be grateful she wasn't storing that wad of cash in her rancid cooch, else you'd probably need to get tested for syphilis.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 5 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:27:32 ago (+5/-0)

There goes any prospects of a midnight snack.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 04:14:53 ago (+4/-0)

I am amazed she had the forethought to ask if a thing that would happen in the future could be related to a situation in the present.

This is an amazing power for a nog.

Might be an evolutionary event.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:29:28 ago (+1/-0)

Wild, right?

[ - ] TheNoticing 5 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:44:43 ago (+5/-0)

There's a reason their apefrican ancestors have the lowest average IQ in the world.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:00:43 ago (+0/-0)

Lower than abbos?

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 4 weeksApr 18, 2024 23:46:27 ago (+6/-0)

kind of like that video where the dog pays with a leaf.

i'll tell you what happened:

you were supposed to say naw, babygirl just pretend you're making one out and I gotchu'.

[ - ] TheNoticing 12 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:45:29 ago (+12/-0)

I'd take a leaf from a dog over titty paper from a nigger.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 8 points 4 weeksApr 18, 2024 23:55:59 ago (+8/-0)

Cuz that's what happens when Whitey owns the place and niggers work there and they gettin they repurashins!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 7 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:19:17 ago (+7/-0)

You know what is fucked up? I had a dude come in earlier that told me he was homeless and he was hungry. He was a nigger, but he asked if there was anyway I could help him. I gave him a ham sandwich, cheapest thing on the menu.
I'm willing to help people that actually need a little help. That other bitch didn't need shit, she could have gone to the god damn grocery store. That's what pisses me off the most. I ain't got not titty stash, EBT, and fraudulent checks. I pay for my shit.

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:31:56 ago (+4/-0)

"He was a nigger, but he asked if there was anyway I could help him. I gave him a ham sandwich ..."

Did he look at you like Arnold and say, "Ayy'll be back"?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 9 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:35:16 ago (+9/-0)

No, he actually didn't even say "thank you"
TNB but I know what it feels like to go a few days without food, and I might have prevented a robbery.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 9 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:37:35 ago (+9/-0)

They never say thank you. Fuck.

[ - ] GrayDragon 6 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 04:03:28 ago (+6/-0)

The White gibs are expected.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:40:33 ago (+7/-0)

A friend of mine was dying in the hospital. I’m down in the cafeteria to try to choke something down and they have these large round tables and there’s one with only one person at it so I take a seat. It’s an older negroe woman and we exchange pleasantries. She’s there for the same reason, someone dying. She explains that she has enough money to either catch the bus or eat, but not both, so I gave her five bucks.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 7 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 06:14:36 ago (+7/-0)

In my heart and mind, that's the right thing to do. If you are gonna help someone you don't know, do it without expecting thanks or repayment. I really do know what it's like to be hungry. I can joke away starving niggers in Africa, but when one looks me in the eye man to man and asks me for help that White empathy kicks in. Maybe it's a weakness, I dunno. Probably is. I just didn't want to think about it later. Fuckin world is cold enough without me adding to it.

Also, I'm sorry that you are dealing with that man. That shit sucks.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 08:06:28 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe it's a weakness, I dunno. Probably is.

You're paying karma dues. Choosing the right thing could very well help you in the future...especially with moving if you haven't landed a place yet.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 10:06:38 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, this was many years ago, but thanks.

[ - ] TheYiddler 3 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 06:59:14 ago (+3/-0)

Niggers lie. Stop supporting them. They shouldn't even be in this country.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:05:37 ago (+2/-0)

Ya ain't lying.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 6 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 03:25:27 ago (+6/-0)

Congratulations. You just adopted yourself a pet nigger.

They’re worse than Gremlins. Don’t feed them after midnight. Don’t feed them AT ALL. Fuck them. Your taxes pay to feed and shelter them. Don’t let them tax you individually.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 07:09:23 ago (+1/-0)

Pet nigger? I think I'll name it Ricky Sticky Fingers.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 08:07:08 ago (+1/-0)

Little King Trashmouth.

[ - ] boekanier 5 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:56:50 ago (+5/-0)

you are way too good, dude

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 06:18:06 ago (+0/-0)

No I'm not.

[ - ] con77 3 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 04:20:17 ago (+3/-0)

Fucking niggers

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 3 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 06:09:32 ago (+3/-0)

This is really what red pilled my wife. Seeing how ungrateful niggers are compared to your average animal. Could you imagine thinking niggers are human?

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 08:38:02 ago (+0/-0)

Anymore it seems these niggers will destroy everything on your counter and scream racist and leave and nothing happens to them.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 03:17:50 ago (+4/-0)

I can help him fashion a noose. I’m sick of these begging fucking niggers. If I still have to care for them, they should have never left the plantation. I’m going to start telling them: “If I give you dollar, can I at least whip you one time?”

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 09:42:20 ago (+0/-0)

I am old enough to remember a time when niggers knew their place and expressed gratitude if they were helped. jewish media has poisoned their minds. Whites treated them like retarded cousins.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 weeksApr 19, 2024 08:03:46 ago (+0/-0)

asked if there was anyway I could help him

Should ask management if you have older food that could be donated. Collect it to "feed the wildlife"...though too much generosity will cause dependency.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 4 weeksApr 19, 2024 00:35:55 ago (+6/-0)

She’s hopin you’re on the take against your boss and you’ll hook her up wiff a shrimp salad and chiggum sammich!