Why wouldn't the streetshitters just show up early and shit all over the road where the Chong's were due to come down from. Chong's woulda all just slipped & fell & shttrs woulda won without putting up a fight. But make sure not to eat curry the day before the battle because tumeric is an antibacterial and it would improve the Chong's health as it slips and falls face in... You want to weaken your enemy not make him stronger.
Shit I should be a general in their forces they'd win every time.
Don't know if true (although this video seems to support it), but I read both China and India agreed to disarm their border patrols and only allow them less-than-lethal melee weapons so they can clash. So bizarre.
What if all the great battles of history were really just a bunch of idiots hitting each other with sticks but they went home to their wives and told them they all fought bravely with swords and killed the other people?
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Shit I should be a general in their forces they'd win every time.
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