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average cyclist

submitted by mikenigger to whatever 1 weekApr 18, 2024 22:33:06 ago (+38/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/7ajoty.mp4



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[ - ] NoRefunds 19 points 1 weekApr 18, 2024 23:18:22 ago (+19/-0)

Cyclists are the liberal communists of the road. They INSIST on the rights they think they have while ignoring ones that they have to follow. They want the privileges of a vehicle and a pedestrian while obeying laws of neither one. They are complete faggots and when I see them get hit by a bus and turned into an exploding can of jelly in laugh my ass off.

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 9 points 1 weekApr 18, 2024 23:19:34 ago (+9/-0)

spandex gives him right of way, bigot

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 04:08:32 ago (+1/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 10:28:50 ago (+1/-0)

Same. Fuck cyclists. Road hazards waiting to get Darwined.

[ - ] iSnark 12 points 1 weekApr 18, 2024 23:08:05 ago (+12/-0)

It didn't happen in this video like I was expecting, but, make no mistake, as reckless as he is, his time will come!

[ - ] BaalsDeep 10 points 1 weekApr 18, 2024 23:59:57 ago (+10/-0)

Is he black? Why the fuck did that zogbot not taze him in the pussy?
What’s worse than both cops and cyclists? Bicycle cops.

[ - ] MayhemInChief 9 points 1 weekApr 18, 2024 23:39:44 ago (+9/-0)

He went from right to wrong very quickly.

[ - ] observation1 7 points 1 weekApr 18, 2024 23:42:28 ago (+7/-0)

He could be right but he could be dead

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 04:08:53 ago (+1/-0)

True.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 8 points 1 weekApr 18, 2024 23:09:23 ago (+8/-0)

If he comes across an inexperienced driver he's going to get hit.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 5 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 05:22:55 ago (+5/-0)

I hate cyclists so much. How the fuck do you manage to take up an entire lane on a bicycle?

[ - ] Had 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 13:10:38 ago (+0/-0)

The road isn't just for cars. A horse, bike, Amish buggy, pedestrian, whatever are all allowed on the road. It is inconvenient, but it is what it is.

Cyclists are absolute twats quite often though. Any "vehicle" on the road must follow the rules as a car does.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 5 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 04:01:51 ago (+5/-0)

The stupid bicyclist actually thought he was in the right.


Argue with multi-ton vehicles with your bare body and find out.


I have never known a bicyclist who regularly traveled on Karl roads that didn't eventually at some point in his life get hit by a car and get partially maimed or worse.


They all tell you about cyclist rights and the rules and everything else and they all get hit by a car at some point and get permanently maimed. They're idiots.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 06:13:59 ago (+4/-0)

Traffic lights are for pesants.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 5 points 1 weekApr 18, 2024 22:56:32 ago (+5/-0)

Faggot has a death wish. Maybe he's trying for disability

[ - ] NoSalvation 4 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 03:08:53 ago (+4/-0)

No place to ride a bicycle.
Im Dutch and if we did not have separate bike lanes i would never ride a bicycle.
Death wish.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 04:09:55 ago (+2/-1)

Yes. Stay off the roads if you can.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 00:41:04 ago (+3/-0)

Assholes like they complain when they get hit by a car that can't see them.

[ - ] NeedleStack 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 08:52:37 ago (+2/-0)

It's worse when these assholes ride windy country roads that have no shoulder. The jerks make it so you have to drive in the opposite lane in order to give them a huge berth - disrupting you AND oncoming drivers who now have to wait til it's safe to pass YOU now.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 06:49:50 ago (+3/-1)

Fuckin douche bags,every fucking one of them

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 01:42:19 ago (+2/-0)

Cyclists are massive fucking pussies

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 04:10:13 ago (+0/-1)

Come outside son!

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 12:17:10 ago (+0/-0)

I actually did when a bikey boy with tattoos pretending to be tough wanted to fight me. The little fairy almost hit me on his toy and when a called him a name and hurt his vagina he thought I would be scared of his feminine tattoos. Like you, the little faggot didn't do anything when he realized he actually would have to fight.

Bikey boys are just little girls. I know it sucks getting your first period but that's a part of being a woman.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA -1 points 5 daysApr 26, 2024 03:03:02 ago (+0/-1)

Right.
So, that never happened.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 5 daysApr 26, 2024 11:25:55 ago (+0/-0)

I promise it did. He was a major pussy. Just like you.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 5 daysApr 26, 2024 12:56:39 ago (+0/-0)*

Whoa there...
A social media tough guy!
Please don't downvote again, I swear I'll start to care eventually.
Lol...
You faggot.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 5 daysApr 26, 2024 13:08:21 ago (+0/-0)*

You're the one that responded to me, faggot. It must have really bothered you? Maybe you saw yourself in the pussy acting tough but then pedaling away like a little sissy girl when confronted?

I bet it was you, you little faggot. How's your vagina feel? I bet you got a lot of nigger dick since that happened.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 5 daysApr 26, 2024 13:36:17 ago (+0/-0)*

That's right, you crayon-eating manlet, get it all out.
You're a tough guy.
Nobody questions you on the internet.
You're mommy's little helper, you remember that.
Such a big boy.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 5 daysApr 26, 2024 13:41:24 ago (+0/-0)

There's no chance you'd ever say this to my face you little pissant. You're so upset just by a stranger saying shit that describes you in real life.

You really are a little bikey boy. They're known to talk shit and pedal away fast. It's obvious you like to run like a pussy.

But you've taken up enough of my time. I know you haven't learned a thing but eventually someone will beat the shit out of you and I'm laughing now because you'll be crying like the faggot you are. I'm done with you. Enjoy your ass kicking, you nigger lover.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA -1 points 5 daysApr 26, 2024 13:45:33 ago (+0/-1)

I did two tours in Afghanistan.
I was a boxer for ten years.
And yes, I started cycling as endurance training for boxing.
Turns out I was good at it.
So yes, I'd happily say all of this directly to your almost certainly fat face.
This isn't flex, I've discussed this on voat long before this pathetic conversation.
Such a big boy...

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 03:13:25 ago (+1/-0)

This fucking cock would have a GoFundMe set up within 24 hours of being in a full body cast.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 1 weekApr 18, 2024 23:25:38 ago (+1/-0)

Legally, the cyclist had right of way.

[ - ] LookFat 3 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 00:57:33 ago (+3/-0)

At what point?

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 05:00:59 ago (+1/-0)

I didn't watch past the lady who cut him off.
Obviously the intersection was bullshit.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 04:10:42 ago (+2/-0)

Yes but then he went silly!

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA -1 points 5 daysApr 25, 2024 19:51:46 ago (+0/-1)*

Certainly.
I stopped watching before the intersection.
He was an asshole.
It sucks because most actual cyclists are exceptionally observant of traffic law.
Assholes on bicycles like dirt or mountain bikes are usually just too poor to drive.
My last road bike cost $6000 back in 2010, I was heavily invested in making sure it was taken care of and riding like that is just actively inviting harm.
Stopped riding when some bitch blew a stop sign while texting and hit me.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 5 daysApr 25, 2024 19:58:55 ago (+0/-1)

Yes.I think cyclists who ride on roads out of choice are nuts.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 5 daysApr 25, 2024 22:33:28 ago (+1/-1)

I miss it.
I used to ride about thirty to fifty miles a day after work, 75 on Saturday, and Sunday off.
I started cycling as endurance training for boxing.
I sucked as a boxer but I was legitimately competitive as a cyclist.
Raced centuries and ultra centuries for a few years - even did a couple 250 mile races.
Then the bitch in the corolla... I was literally one block from my house.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 5 daysApr 25, 2024 22:58:26 ago (+0/-1)

Impressive dude. As for the car driver...every cyclist's nightmare.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA -1 points 5 daysApr 26, 2024 02:37:11 ago (+0/-1)*

I had a few good years.
Can't complain about that.
Still, I miss being a competitive semi-pro athlete.

[ - ] lastlist 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 13:44:58 ago (+0/-0)

Did the pig ticket the asshat?

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 10:04:10 ago (+0/-0)

I ride my bike to work if the weather is decent. Hard for all the amerifats to grasp. Need their pristine pavement princess to drive less than a mile. On finance if course, like a good goy.

First "driver" nearly ran the guy over. Completely unaware and nearly caused an accident. Id be calling him a faggot.

And then the cyclist goes full retard.

I've never once seen a cyclist like that irl, but I get blind/retarded/unaware car "drivers" daily.

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2024 10:31:34 ago (+1/-0)

I used to ride a bike as a teen (until a nigger* stole it). I rode on footpaths and off road bike paths and grass, grass especially when pedestrians were on the footpath. I don't know why all the pussy pavement princess cyclists these days act like dirt and grass and gravel is lava.

[ - ] mikenigger [op] -1 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 11:14:34 ago (+0/-1)

I ride my bike to work if the weather is decent. Hard for all the amerifats to grasp

for burgers everything is a marathon's distance away

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 weekApr 19, 2024 04:08:14 ago (+0/-1)

Anything but average!