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If you have sleep apnea and use a CPAP it's because you are too fat. Starve yourself until you lose the weight fatso. Stop costing insurance needless money for your overeating.

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellTalk 2 weeksApr 18, 2024 12:54:05 ago (+8/-3)     (TellTalk)



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[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 2 weeksApr 18, 2024 13:52:05 ago (+2/-0)

Most yes, but not all.
My ex has to use a CPAP.
She is 5-4 and about 115#, otherwise healthy .

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 2 weeksApr 18, 2024 12:57:49 ago (+2/-0)

That seems to be the common denominator of everyone I’ve ever known to have sleep apnea. They were all disgusting fat bodies.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 1 point 2 weeksApr 18, 2024 13:14:14 ago (+1/-0)

It's literally the reason their throat gets closed while sleeping. Throat fat.

[ - ] niggaswaywhat 0 points 2 weeksApr 18, 2024 14:39:17 ago (+0/-0)

Technically there's also cases with lung failure and central sleep apnea where one can have apnea and be skinny as shit (cachectic comes to mind)

[ - ] purityspiral 1 point 2 weeksApr 18, 2024 18:38:43 ago (+1/-0)

Fun fact, some CPAP machines have a bluetooth adapter.

I can only imagine what kind of glaring security holes it harbors.

Sweet dreams, fatso.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 weeksApr 18, 2024 19:13:00 ago (+0/-0)

Fair point but I raise you this: how much money do you think this website costs the healthcare system in heavy duty schizo medication?

[ - ] Questionable_2 0 points 2 weeksApr 18, 2024 17:06:59 ago (+0/-0)

I have sleep apnea and I'm also not a fat fuck. I honestly think it was something from my military days, quite a few guys in the military get sleep apnea. Perhaps it's from stress and working to many hours or a side effect of some vaccine we were given?

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 2 weeksApr 18, 2024 15:19:27 ago (+0/-0)

After a year or so you can buy the machine outright so insurance is no longer used.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 2 weeksApr 18, 2024 14:26:30 ago (+0/-0)

I wish I had one. I would fill the reservoir with Bulleit.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2 weeksApr 18, 2024 19:32:24 ago (+0/-0)

Is that a brand of semen?