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I've dodged arrest during police stops and warrant checks 2 of the last 3 days. It feels good to be invincible

submitted by Joe_McCarthy to OccidentalEnclave 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 15:19:26 ago (+1/-8)     (OccidentalEnclave)



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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 5 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 15:55:59 ago (+5/-0)

federal agent not arrested by his subordinates

We’re supposed to be impressed?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -2 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:02:06 ago (+0/-2)

"This is the greatest event since the birth of Jesus Christ." - February 2nd, 2022.

https://youtu.be/WdoXZf-FZyA?si=lmBc1JDWMTHNyi_z

They're my subordinates all right...

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:11:30 ago (+3/-0)*

Try to stop getting involved in suspicious activities.

If you claim you had an emergency and they saved you, it short circuits the enforcement, because protect and serve is supposed to come first

Just say "thank God you are here"

Even better though, just be lawful, generally whatever you aim to achieve can be done so morally and legally

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:15:39 ago (+5/-0)

Is that true? If so I might actually be able to go back to Pennsylvania someday. Ya know, if I ever get a frontal lobotomy.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:33:39 ago (+2/-0)

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:33:45 ago (+2/-0)*

You'd have to check with a lawyer on specifics.

Deleting that, it's not straightforward

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:57:50 ago (+2/-0)

Try to stop getting involved in suspicious activities.

Don’t tell him that. We want him dead.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -2 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:22:41 ago (+0/-2)

Today I didn't do anything wrong at all. Got accused of yelling at someone and possible disorderly conduct. I gave them a phony name. That is a class 2 misdemeanor. I didn't have ID but did have a library ID with my real name. They neglected to search me. Then they conveniently didn't have a print reader in either vehicle to verify who I was - nor did they bother to call another one in to do the check.

Result: I got away. Again.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:58:27 ago (+3/-0)

accused of yelling at someone

Imagine living somewhere that this exists as a crime.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -1 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 17:03:42 ago (+0/-1)

Funny thing is I didn't do it. I break the law everyday. Did nothing here. Didn't so much as talk to anybody during that timeframe.

I could have ended up in county for the next 3 months on warrants based on a BS accusation that had no substance to it whatsoever.

Yet I got away.

Again.

It feels good to be invincible.

[ - ] 2girls1cup 0 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 17:22:56 ago (+1/-1)

What are the warrants for? What were you accused of doing?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -1 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 17:36:13 ago (+0/-1)*

Specifically failure to abide by the terms of my probation which means failure to report to my probation officer.

They involve several charges going back to 2022. Indecent exposure (which amounted to walking naked down the street), which strangely is a class 6 felony, assault on a nigger bouncer at a strip club, a class 1 misdemeanor, and assault on a sheriff's deputy in the jail after arrest for the first assault, a class 5 felony.

All of these involve intelligence bullshit. I pled them down essentially to misdemeanors.

I've been arrested 7 times in the last two years or so.

[ - ] 2girls1cup -1 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 21:18:10 ago (+0/-1)*

Is there a particular reason you were walking naked down the street? These all seem very avoidable charges. How is intelligence bullshit involved?

Believe it or not I haven't been to a strip club in years. Seems like a waste of money and very fake.

I used to get into trouble too with the law but going to court, dealing with lawyers, waiting in a holding tank jail, riding around in the patty wagon hand-cuffed. The whole thing sucks really bad. It's enough to make you avoid ever having to deal with charges...

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -1 points 1 weekApr 18, 2024 13:26:46 ago (+0/-1)

Okay. Well, the thing here to understand about intelligence agencies is they take raw talents - in this case me - and condition them so the talent will develop into what they want and do what they want them to do. Getting me arrested and charged was done to condition me into moving away from a housed environment with a bullshit job. Becoming an illegalist anarchist - that is living the lifestyle and walking the walk - gives me credibility and is a prelude to leading this revolutionary movement.

In doing this they have brain weapons. I was not responsible for my own actions when I attacked that bouncer. I was tricked. But in a sense I was open to being tricked. The behavior modification tech can only really push you over the edge into action if you are already receptive.

The public nudity was done for similar reasons. I'm sure if I had disclosed these reasons in court a psychologist could have gotten me off on a temporary insanity defense. But I don't think I'm crazy. And at this point I'm willing to risk everything on the wager I'm not.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 15:43:54 ago (+3/-0)

If you were actually "invincible" you wouldn't be dodging arrests.

You ARE actually just delusional.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -3 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 15:48:38 ago (+0/-3)

Invincible within certain parameters. I can't walk out in the middle of traffic and get run over by a cement truck and come out unharmed. It's more like I can't be stopped in what I'm going to do. That kind of invincible.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 15:56:22 ago (+3/-0)

in what I’m going to do

You’re not going to do anything.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:14:03 ago (+2/-0)

Invincible within certain parameters

So not actually "Invincible".

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -2 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:26:18 ago (+0/-2)

Good enough to put you in the unemployment line by decade's end.

Start looking at early retirement.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:29:22 ago (+3/-0)

Says the Black Cock loving "revolutionary" who declared a life goal of living in the woods fucking, and sucking other godless hobo's... as he dodges interactions with Police due to unpaid warrants.

D E L U S I O N A L

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -2 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 16:47:24 ago (+0/-2)

It reads like the chronicle in the book 'Chaos' about how Charles Manson kept dodging the law. And I'm posting classified information on the daily on open board with impunity.

I have the backing of intelligence agencies. Among other things. That is obviously what I'm referring to. People DO read my posts, ya know.