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He was so sure of himself. Now look at him.

submitted by boekanier to whatever 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 01:34:22 ago (+35/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] 2plus2equals5 8 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 02:43:51 ago (+8/-0)

Waiting for an interview with the guy. Left an email asking about all the health benefits.
Will get back to you asap as soon as I hear.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 04:33:12 ago (+3/-0)

asaih

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 10:41:37 ago (+2/-0)

Oh shit, you made me spit out my coffee laughing. Damn

[ - ] HeavyBrain 7 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 03:54:16 ago (+7/-0)

Now now OP many middle aged guys in 1st world countries just drop dead without prior known conditions.

Also its very common not to know what caused the biological unit to stop functioning.

[ - ] Centaurus 5 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 06:39:44 ago (+5/-0)

Shaving your head can cause heart problems, apparently.

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 4 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 06:55:22 ago (+4/-0)

CDC has found a direct link between head shaving and rapid onset myocarditis. 🤣

[ - ] Centaurus 4 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 08:11:18 ago (+4/-0)

The mRNA vaccine must have prolonged his life, otherwise he would have been dead by 2021.

[ - ] dass 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 16:30:36 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly, vaccination saves and prolongs lives, it could've been worse.

[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 08:24:48 ago (+3/-0)

Ever time I read one of these stories I wonder if they have an "...oh shit, I guess I was wrong" thought before they expire.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 09:46:40 ago (+1/-0)

Thinking is ghetto.

[ - ] texasblood 3 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 07:06:34 ago (+3/-0)

Gym spot open

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 06:37:22 ago (+3/-0)

His vaccinated fans they got what they deserved because believed him simply because he was not white.

[ - ] Lost 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 02:22:48 ago (+2/-0)

No big loss

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 03:54:45 ago (+4/-0)

Hey if his death only red pilled one person...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 12:49:06 ago (+1/-0)

He lubbed chiggums and wyt poosa.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 10:49:24 ago (+1/-0)

But look at how much better climate change is with his sacrifice.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 20:37:06 ago (+0/-0)

The worms are feeding on this fuck now.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 20:29:57 ago (+0/-0)

Long covid?

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 20:29:19 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing of value was lost.

[ - ] dass 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 17, 2024 16:33:13 ago (+0/-0)

Bwaahhahaaaa...

News just in -'Clenching one's fist for a selfie' increases rapid onset myocarditis.