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The modern church wants to make me vomit at the absurdity of their "teachings"

submitted by niggaswaywhat to TellTalk 4 weeksApr 14, 2024 19:29:10 ago (+20/-0)     (TellTalk)

Some of the gems I heard at my church service today:

we are all judeo christians. Fuck you, I dont swear allegiance to jews, and find i incredibly insulting that a pastor wants to FORCE me to worship kikes.

Race is only skin deep. As my grandpa would say, no way can one look at a nigger and a White man and say they are the same race.

Chinese propaganda and censorship is A-ok if we have control over it. The chinks really care about their own people.

Pray for israel, they dindu nuffin and theyre getting beat up by big mean Iran (no mention of why this is, just dont ask questions)

* tithing is works based, and tithing = big praise from Jesus. Fuck you, dont ask questions, put the money in the plate


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