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The modern church wants to make me vomit at the absurdity of their "teachings"

submitted by niggaswaywhat to TellTalk 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 19:29:10 ago (+20/-0)     (TellTalk)

Some of the gems I heard at my church service today:

we are all judeo christians. Fuck you, I dont swear allegiance to jews, and find i incredibly insulting that a pastor wants to FORCE me to worship kikes.

Race is only skin deep. As my grandpa would say, no way can one look at a nigger and a White man and say they are the same race.

Chinese propaganda and censorship is A-ok if we have control over it. The chinks really care about their own people.

Pray for israel, they dindu nuffin and theyre getting beat up by big mean Iran (no mention of why this is, just dont ask questions)

* tithing is works based, and tithing = big praise from Jesus. Fuck you, dont ask questions, put the money in the plate


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 21:26:39 ago (+7/-2)

get out of that ziotard church immediately. judeo-christian is as absurd as satanic-christian.

Judaism is in itself anti-Christ. Many boomer Christians are absolute retards and will be sent to hell for eternity for siding with the Christ killers.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 22:58:41 ago (+3/-1)

The Old Testament God Yahweh is literally Satan. They unknowingly worship Satan alongside Christ. They won’t go to Hell but be reincarnated into Satan’s world again.

[ - ] dass 1 point 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 03:20:35 ago (+1/-0)

Best i saw was a sign on the local church in big ass two feet high letters - 'God Loves homosexuals - do You?'

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 09:06:05 ago (+0/-0)

That church was infiltrated by jews much like our gov and other institutions. You will know them by the fruits they bear.

[ - ] The_Reunto 4 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 19:43:45 ago (+4/-0)

I can tell you didn't go to a Catholic church

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 1 point 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 01:17:36 ago (+1/-0)

A traditional Catholic Church anyway. I dodge plenty of woke priests.

[ - ] letsgetit 3 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 00:26:34 ago (+3/-0)

Until Catholic, Lutheran, and Episcopal churches end their immigrant charities, they are nothing but a clown show

[ - ] The_Reunto 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 18:02:16 ago (+0/-0)

The charities themselves aren't the problem, the insane immigration policies are

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 21:36:35 ago (+0/-0)

They are always itching to help shitskin migrants. Helping to stir the melting pot at every opportunity

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 3 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 23:25:40 ago (+3/-0)

The thing about Christcucks is they aren’t people who think too deeply or question anything. So it’s not difficult to deceive them.

[ - ] The_Reunto 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 14:38:18 ago (+0/-0)

You have no idea what you are talking about. But thanks for outing yourself. It makes it easier to track you folks when you change usernames.

[ - ] scholarandrogue 0 points 2 weeksApr 16, 2024 12:45:46 ago (+0/-0)

p. 320
ellen white the great controversy
https://media4.egwwritings.org/pdf/en_GC.pdf

"Satan therefore laid his plans to war more successfully against the government of God by planting his banner in the Christian church. If the followers of Christ could be deceived and led to displease God, then their strength, fortitude, and firmness would fail, and they would fall an easy prey. The great adversary now endeavored to gain by artifice what he had failed to secure by force. Persecution ceased, and in its stead were substituted the dangerous allurements of temporal prosperity and worldly honor." [ pp. 34 para.4,5]

"But there is no union between the Prince of light and the prince of darkness, and there can be no union between their followers. When Christians consented to unite with those who were but half converted from paganism, they entered upon a path which led further and further from the truth. Satan exulted that he had succeeded in deceiving so large a number of the followers of Christ. He then brought his power to bear more fully upon these, and inspired them to persecute those who remained true to God. None understood so well how to oppose the true Christian faith as did those who had once been its defenders; and these apostate Christians, uniting with their half-pagan companions, directed their warfare against the most essential features of the doctrines of Christ." [pp.36-37]

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 06:57:39 ago (+1/-0)

we are all judeo christians.

The bible is foundationally based on judeo texts, almost the entirety of the old testament is a 1:1 copy of books in the TaNakh ffs.

If you want to reject judeo-christian teachings, reject christianity and become a pagan.

Pray for israel

Ardent christcucks always [pray for their holy land and salvation of their chosen people. Time to leave the hebrew matrix and reject judeo lite teachings already.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 23:43:38 ago (+1/-0)

Today Most churches serve satan. They are satanic

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 15:06:51 ago (+0/-0)

So some one tell me where I'm wrong.

The Bible is the old testament which is what spawned the new testament?

Aka judeo/Christian the book is literaly half jew book!!!

If Christianity is separate why the fuck is the old testament still there?

We need a white religion that is just based on universal morals that most whites have any ways

The saying that was white of them is basically our moral standard

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 08:52:28 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, there's some fucking priests out there that could really use a cognitive realignment, if you know what I mean. My favorite was a pastor back in the 1990s that told everyone that "God will not forgive you" if you didn't donate generously to the Church. Uhhh. . . what? Every donation is a choice, bigot.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 08:39:46 ago (+0/-0)

Jews funded Martin Luther so this would come.

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 07:09:13 ago (+0/-0)

You might need to find another church.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 20:06:25 ago (+3/-3)

Please stop spiritually empowering the jews by worshiping their holy book. Odin will forgive you and pro-European Asatru Pagans will accept you as long as you're European. When you worship your own people's Gods instead of the jewish god and you venerate your own ancestors instead of jewish ancestors, you spiritually empower your own people instead of spiritually empowering the tribe of chosen people who were promised control of many nations through debt slavery.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 08:50:52 ago (+1/-0)

Who or what is the pagan god, and what is its 'claim to fame'?

[ - ] dass 1 point 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 17:46:58 ago (+1/-0)

Literally just make one up. That what paganism is, although tbf it has a close relation to the greek and roman Patheons.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 11:54:17 ago (+0/-0)

There are many Pagan Gods. Odin the bringer of wisdom is the one that awakened me.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 14:13:24 ago (+1/-0)

During his sacrificial actions, he saw visions and received secret wisdom. The magical knowledge he gained made him able to cure the sick, calm storms, turn weapons against his attackers, make women fall in love and render dangerous troll women harmless – often just with a look.

This doesn't describe (a) God. Maybe some sort of magician? (A) God is inherently all knowing and all powerful, and necessarily 'singular'.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 14:41:38 ago (+0/-0)

Your idea of what Gods are comes from jews who lied to you.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 16:31:23 ago (+1/-0)

How did reality come into existence? Where does matter come from? What is time, and how do magnets work? Whatever is the cause of those features is effectively God.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 18:41:40 ago (+0/-0)

But why would your concept of those things come from stories written in the middle east where their "god" tells his chosen people to mutilate baby penises and control nations through debt slavery? You can believe in a Cosmotheist God like William Pierce did without worshiping jews. You can believe in many Gods who are each responsible for different aspects of reality as most Pagans do. But if you believe the god of the lying desert banker tribe is the one true god, you've been fooled. Especially since their holy book doesn't even say there's only one god, it clearly portrays many other desert gods as having power of their own, but tells the chosen to worship just the one and was used to trick the non-chosen into worshiping the same god to spiritually empower them.

There is an underlying spiritual energy in all things. It has been called vril, prana, chi, orgone, and many other names by different people but it is real and affects reality. As above, so below - what you worship and how you worship it affects the world around you. When you worship the king of the jews by eating his flesh and drinking his blood at communion, you spiritually empower rule by jewish psychopaths.

[ - ] dass 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 03:22:10 ago (+0/-0)

They still do human sacrifices and euthanize live babies ?/.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 11:53:47 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah jews still do that, they call it abortion now or do it in secret.

[ - ] texasblood -3 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 22:32:50 ago (+0/-3)

Odin was a shit skin

[ - ] GreatSatan -1 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 22:56:34 ago (+0/-1)

The Church is the House of Satan. They should all be burned to the ground.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 19:51:06 ago (+2/-3)

ProTip: All Christ-Cucks worship a Jew as their Lord and Savior.
Instead of making excuses for this, try White Nationalist Paganism instead.
White Nationalist Paganism is for Whites and Whites only.
No Niggers.
No Jews.

Heil Odin! o/

[ - ] niggaswaywhat [op] 0 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 20:12:40 ago (+0/-0)

Are there any resources on this?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 -1 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 21:02:48 ago (+1/-2)

[ - ] Master_Foo -2 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 20:16:29 ago (+1/-3)

Yes, consult your White instincts.
Otherwise: /v/PaganFarmRemembers

[ - ] niggaswaywhat [op] 0 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 21:09:09 ago (+0/-0)

why is it being downvoted?

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 0 points 2 weeksApr 15, 2024 12:59:10 ago (+0/-0)

Because master_foo is a divide and conquer faggot. He’s on a site where most people recognize that jews and niggers are the main problem yet constantly shits on Christians. I have no problem with anyone practicing a non Christian religion (cept judaism) as long as they’re respectful of mine.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II -1 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 23:01:27 ago (+1/-2)

[ - ] texasblood -6 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2024 22:31:17 ago (+0/-6)

WOW are you fucked up.
Theology
Doctrine
Can you decern tween the two?
Your comment is fractured and blended confusion.
You have much anger in general and Jesus is not your Lord.
Little Ole religous teabag ain't yah.
Why bother with a church in the first place?
I know full well how this goes on play out.
I've already done it a few times.
How many times you gonna?