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Civil War 2024, 7 of 10, Not At All The Movie Joe Was Hoping For

submitted by FreeinTX to TellTalk 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 12:54:17 ago (+5/-1)     (TellTalk)

The movie, at the beginning, slightly hints at the USG being the "bad guys" because the journalists are warned that going to DC to talk to the president would be a "death sentence". The WF being the "good guys" is slightly suggested because they allow the journalists to tag along, though rouge members of the WF did try to kill those journalists at one point.

Other than that, no real hints about good guys vs bad guys. No real understanding of why the war is being fought. No clear political positions of any kind. Nothing racial. The bish who killed the president was a nog, and many of the WF forces, supposed good guys, were black. Some chink journalists were killed for being chink, but seemed to be an aside, as they were killed by rouge fighters of the WF, which were led by nogs at one point.

All in all, the movie was good cinemaphotography, though at times, was a bit on the fart huffing side, where photography was used solely for the sake of getting showing off cinematic skills instead of helping the move and the story along.

It did drag on a bit at times, and didn't have any real cohesion as a story other than "war is hell" and war journalists are courageous for taking pictures during live combat.

The movie was dystopic to the point where any correlation to real time or actual or even potential future events could only be made if you were trying to make a connection where none actually exists. I found it very easy to separate the factions on either side with any real time or real world political groups or factions. The exact same story could be told in a setting anywhere in the world, in any country, and nothing would be changed, except in the background.

The director said it right. This movie isn't about politics. It isn't about real world events or near future happenings. It's about the importance of journalists and the incredible risks some of them must be willing to take to get the shot, and tell the story, even though, in this movie, no real clear story was ever told other than that journalists must be brave and go through hell to get that shot.

The movie was easy to watch, not nearly the horrific scenes many made out, but again, this wasn't a story about the US falling off the edge into a civil war. This movie was about what journalists go through to report a war story.

Huge pet peeves about the girl using a film camera. Who the fuck uses film in 2024? And, 2 women, 2 dudes, running around combat zones, dealing with war crazed people, and not even a suggestion that them getting raped was ever on the table. Not betting that's at all real world.

But I bet you see Joe on here, I the near future, simply making shit up about this movie being some sort of trigger. It wasn't. Alex Jones once suggested Machete was going to start a race war, although it turned out to be a spoofy, near comical, b flick, but Machete was far, far more likely to start a race war than Civil War will be a trigger toward an actual civil war.


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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 07:28:08 ago (+1/-0)

Good review, dude. Hope it's yours.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 14:03:15 ago (+2/-0)

The movie is Political AF, the director is just trying to be sly about it.

The "White" civilian mass murderer in the faggoty red-tinted sunglasses, asking people "Where are you from" before shooting non-American born people is 100% a nod at MAGA Hat wearing Trump supporters.

The actor playing him is Dunst's cucked husband IRL.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 23:08:28 ago (+2/-0)

It is not political and the scene with the red sunglasses wearing faggot shot 2 chinks, but is part of a group that had nog lead an assault on the white house and who shot the president.

What were the stated reasons for the Civil War in this movie? NONE. And if the sunglasses wearing faggot was MAGA, what the fuck was the president?

[ - ] Lost 2 points 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 13:21:45 ago (+2/-0)

Joe_degenerate is currently on suicide watch.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -2 points 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 13:49:26 ago (+0/-2)

You're delusional. Just that a movie made about civil war 2 is even made and gets this kind of buzz is an accelerationist's wet dream come true. The details of the scenes, cinematography, etc., doesn't even matter. I'm strapped for cash and am a bit limited technologically at the moment so may not even bother seeing it.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 14:06:14 ago (+1/-0)

The movie is failing. All of the box office reports are saying "The film is a record breaking earner, FOR the A24 film studio."

Note that they are NOT comparing the box office numbers with other theatrical releases outside of those produced by A24 Films.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -2 points 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 14:22:27 ago (+0/-2)

Already posted this yesterday:

“Civil War” is projected to make as much as $30 million in its opening weekend, potentially unseating current blockbuster favorite "Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire,”

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Weekend isn't over yet. Dunno what your metric for 'failing' is - then again you said it was going to 'bomb'. We already know you're not good at this.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 14:26:06 ago (+1/-0)

RE-READ the "reviews" carefully.

They are calling the movie a "success" only in relation to other in-house films produced by A24 Films. They are in no way treating it as a competitor with all other films in threaters currently.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 23:27:12 ago (+1/-0)*

Godzilla X Kong was released in the US on March 29th, and has made $380 Million, so far, with a $60 Million opening weekend. What other movies were released this weekend? That's right, nothing.

Two movies, Monkey Man ($10.8 Million Opening weekend) and 1st Omen ($8.6 Million opening weekend) were released last weekend, and aren't doing well at all, falling far below expectations. Godzilla X Kong has been the top movie for 2 weeks and it's even a shit flick. Of course, Civil War is gonna take the top spot, expecially since it had an iMax release accounting for half the box office, so far. Let's see if it lasts more than a week at #1.

Reviews are lack luster and many calling it "boring". If it makes $30 Million opening weekend, it's still needs $20 Million to break even. It's not going to be a blockbuster by any standard and will be forgotten about by June.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 23:10:04 ago (+1/-0)

It isn't getting any kind of "buzz". It has advertisers and a lot on money being dumped for promotions.

Lol. You're too fuckin' stupid to figure out how to watch it for free. Boomer.