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I love hamburgers so much.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 1 monthApr 11, 2024 22:54:46 ago (+24/-3)     (whatever)

The combo some soft bun with a perfectly cooked patty. Iv never had a bad one. Cheese and onions and tomatoes and pickles bacon jalapeños. You got all kinds. Hawaii Greek peanut butter whatever. You can do anything with it and it’s always incredible. I just wanna be thankful to the universe and god that hamburgers and me both exist at the same time


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[ - ] Ragnar 16 points 1 monthApr 11, 2024 23:59:21 ago (+16/-0)

A bacon cheeseburger is the most exclusive übermensch White European thing to eat because no one else can eat it.

muslims and jews can’t have bacon. himdus can’t have cow. chinese can’t have cheese. Retards can’t have bread.

[ - ] Belfuro 7 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 00:57:12 ago (+7/-0)

I taught my daughter to make me bacon cheese burgers.

Now she makes them like a boss so until she leaves home I never have to make them again.

Tonight though I'm making muzzies fav pulled pork burgers

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 6 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 00:14:19 ago (+7/-1)

lol I didn’t expect the retards can’t have bread part it made me lol

[ - ] BulletStopper 5 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 02:52:10 ago (+5/-0)*

jews also can't eat meat and dairy (cheese) together.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 09:27:09 ago (+1/-0)

Or chicken and eggs together

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 12:35:50 ago (+1/-0)

Which is funny because one of my favorite Japanese dishes is called Oyakodon, which means, "Mother & Child Rice" bowl.

https://www.kurumicooks.co.uk/post/mother-child-rice-bowl

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 17:53:12 ago (+0/-0)

That actually is funny.
I used to think a lot of asian shit sounds funny because of translations, but the more I study their shit the more I discover they do name things like this

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 3 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 05:39:42 ago (+3/-0)

why can't the Chinese have cheese?

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 07:11:54 ago (+1/-0)

Hmmmm. Why isn’t there ever cheese at Chinese places? Iv never thought of this before. Do they not have cows in China?

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 09:17:46 ago (+2/-0)

They historically did not have cows in Asia but innumerable pigs

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 09:43:35 ago (+1/-0)

No shit. Interesting. I love cheese too. Milk cheese ice cream. Dairy probbaly my favorite food group. Mt cousin told me he became lactose intolerant after a procedure cause he couldn’t eat it for a while. So I purposely make sure I never go long without some. Which is really easy you know. But I make sure

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:09:49 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, apparently you can train your gut to be tolerant or intolerant with the usage. Japan and now china has been trying to make their people become more lactose tolerant by forcing kids to drink milk everyday

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:31:10 ago (+1/-0)

That’s essentially what happened to Europe long ago, the Germans in particular. Both parents needed to work and breastfeeding went by the wayside. Infants were given cows milk from a very young age and the ones that couldn’t survive on it died. Lactose tolerance was a form of natural selection.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 18:43:10 ago (+0/-0)

Who knew it was such an interesting story

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:16:10 ago (+0/-0)

Damn chi-knee are smart.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:19:19 ago (+1/-0)

Pork’s pretty good too. Somebody told me once hogs breed like nobody’s business but I had never seen a wild one. Then one day I was visiting my cousins in the sticks. I saw one mom with god it must have been 15 babies or something.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:26:36 ago (+2/-0)

Pork is tasty. But I’ll say you should be careful where you get it from. Hogs and hens absorb all the toxic shit and store in their fat. Unlike ruminants that have stomachs to churn it out. I only get pastured heritage chicken and heritage breed pork raised by clean families

[ - ] NeedleStack 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 11:00:26 ago (+2/-0)

It's a sad state of affairs that one would think you must be rich to afford natural chicken and pork.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 17:58:12 ago (+1/-0)

It is sad.
It is very expensive but I think one should prioritise the health of their family over bullshit luxury wants

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 09:09:46 ago (+1/-0)

Around 90% of Asians are lactose intolerant.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 09:47:30 ago (+0/-0)

Iv heard that number before but i have a hard time believing it. I mean just on pizza alone. There’s no way there’s this much pizza in the America and yet only 10% of us can eat it and be fine.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 09:17:09 ago (+1/-0)

Because üntermench are lactose intolerant

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:18:02 ago (+0/-0)

spics are also lactose intolerant and eat tons of cheese.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:23:40 ago (+1/-0)

They are mixed, you mongloid

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 12:37:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 02:17:04 ago (+2/-1)

Just the continents of africa, south America, all of central America and the Caribbean, Oceania, most of Asi. Other than that, yeah, only Europeans can eat it

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 02:22:53 ago (+2/-0)

What a faggot, ammirite? Ammirite?!?!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 09:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

No. Fuck off to reddit

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 09:29:25 ago (+1/-0)

Nah faggot, Africans are lactose intolerant. So are oceanic and asians. Carribeans and mestizos are half Mixed

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 8 points 1 monthApr 11, 2024 23:38:27 ago (+8/-0)

I love burgers too. There's so many different ways to have them but my favorite style is that "western bbq bacon" type. Sometimes you get an onion ring on top.

[ - ] MaryXmas 4 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 02:09:30 ago (+4/-0)

Ahhh fuck. Now I be jonesin'.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 00:14:41 ago (+1/-1)

Hell yea. Hell YEA

[ - ] drstrangergov 5 points 1 monthApr 11, 2024 23:56:23 ago (+5/-0)

burgers with peanut butter?

[ - ] Scyber 4 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 00:13:37 ago (+4/-0)

It's actually pretty good with non-sweetened melted crunchy peanut butter.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 01:50:50 ago (+2/-0)

Peanut butter, beef and cheese?
It sounds like something that would give Gordon Ramsey a conniption.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:49:20 ago (+1/-0)

"It's fucking RAW!!!"

[ - ] Kozel 5 points 1 monthApr 11, 2024 23:04:56 ago (+5/-0)

I prefer taco. Its like a burger but with less bread.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 monthApr 11, 2024 23:55:16 ago (+3/-1)

Tacos are literally shit tier

[ - ] Kozel 4 points 1 monthApr 11, 2024 23:56:55 ago (+4/-0)

its literally the same thing with different bread

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1 monthApr 11, 2024 23:59:42 ago (+3/-0)

Not even close

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 00:18:06 ago (+3/-0)

Back up your claim ro fuck off. I've no patience for unsourced retarded blurts.

I just ate a taco which ground beef and lettuce and cheese. Burgers have ground beef and lettuce and cheese. The only difference is the bread and condiment.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 4 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 02:00:11 ago (+4/-0)

Ground beef tacos are basic bish shit, and there's a YUGE diff between ground beef for tacos and a well made ground beef patty.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 02:43:14 ago (+3/-2)

I strongly doubt your amrifat beef is better than my WAGYU BEEF TACOS. https://files.catbox.moe/11mgfl.jpg

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:36:48 ago (+1/-0)

Burger: beautifully shaped patty
Taco: ground beef thrown haphazardly

Burger: tasty sublime condiments
Taco: overpowering sickening spices

Burger: pristinely arranged salad
Taco: dirty chopped salad thrown on

Burger: made by übermensch
Taco: made by the hygiene challenged

Burger: ketchup, the nectar of gods
Taco: vomit

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 16:22:07 ago (+1/-0)

Burger: ketchup, the nectar of gods

This is so wrong I can't even address the other items.

KETCHUP DOES NOT BELONG ON A BURGER. ONLY MAYONNAISE. THIS IS THE HILL TO DIE ON.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 17:46:49 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha look, buddy, I actually love mayonnaise unlike everyone else here. But you can put ketchup on your burger if you want

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 17:53:53 ago (+1/-0)

Nobody. And I mean NOBODY, puts ketchup on their burger.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 17:59:03 ago (+1/-0)

Meh, kids do. And they ARE ALLOWED TO

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:55:44 ago (+1/-0)

I've taken a liking to traditional tacos lately. Not the same anymore. Asada, corn tortilla, onion, cilantro, spritz of lime. Red and green sauce... Id finance the cartel to eradicate niggers around here for free supply

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 17:48:02 ago (+0/-0)

Cilantro 🤢

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 18:46:17 ago (+0/-0)

Cilantro is so good. Does it taste like soap to you?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthApr 13, 2024 13:32:28 ago (+0/-0)

I never taste it because the smell nauseates me and I leave the room, let alone eat that subhuman shit

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 18:49:33 ago (+0/-0)

Moderation is key

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 23:05:35 ago (+0/-0)

Bad genes lol

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthApr 13, 2024 13:31:18 ago (+0/-0)

Better than your mestizo genes. Seethe

[ - ] canbot 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 00:19:42 ago (+2/-1)

Really depends on the city. I've been to some really expensive looking mexican restaurants when traveling that had absolutely dog shit food. But all the local ones are at least good, and some are absolutely fucking amazing. Never found anything good when on the road, but I imagine Texas has some good tacos.

[ - ] Kozel 4 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 02:46:49 ago (+4/-0)

restaurants

I thought this was a discussion about cooking not goyslop. So I'm talking about things that I cook myself. Taco has a better caloric breakdown and is faster to cook and tastes better and passes through better.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 12:51:14 ago (+0/-0)

Unless you are grinding up your own fresh meat you are eating the same goy slop as most mom and pop restaurants. They don't have the engineered meat substance that McDonald's serves.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 16:20:45 ago (+0/-0)

I buy wagyu or kobe ground beef and make taco with it.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 02:07:45 ago (+2/-0)

Are you mexican?

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 02:44:55 ago (+2/-0)

I'm Slavic

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 04:21:09 ago (+2/-0)

Oh, you must never have had a hamburger! Checks out slav bro. Love those track suits!

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 04:50:57 ago (+3/-0)

I ate a hamburger on Wednesday.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 14:28:55 ago (+0/-0)

Ah, so you musta never HAD tacos. Gotchu. Yeah. They are ok, but not as good as burgers. ✌🏻

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 07:13:50 ago (+1/-0)

I like Mexican food. Cilantro is like a cheat code to making tasty food. I could eat a bowl of pico de gallo like it was a salad. I could drink salsa. Their cheese is heavenly. That rice? BANGING. Tacos burritos all that good shit. The red sauce. Ahhhhh omg.

[ - ] heebiejeebies 3 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 07:21:17 ago (+3/-0)

I have that genetic thing where cilantro tastes like shitty soap. I never knew until I tried a vietnamese spring roll with leaves of it rolled up. Now it makes sense why I always hated mexican food as a kid.

Cilantro is my devil's lettuce.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 08:36:24 ago (+1/-0)

Just take a big swig of dawn. Same thing as cilantro. Nasty.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 09:50:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yea that’s weird too. You know this is the most Iv ever thought about how weird the human taste palette is. One time a truck wrecked or something in the interstate and my mom got an entire box of fresh cilantro. I was so psyched. I was just chewing it like tobacco

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 11, 2024 23:15:49 ago (+2/-1)

Tacos are good too. But burgers can be more creative

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1 monthApr 11, 2024 23:33:38 ago (+4/-0)

I'm a fan of the classic American deluxe burger. Patty, cheese, onion, lettuce, tomato, pickles on a toasted sesame seed bun. Mayo/mustard to taste.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 00:16:03 ago (+3/-1)

So simple so delicious. Perfect. Even changing one simple thing like the cheese makes a completely different but also delicious combination of ingredients

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 00:59:14 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck off Randy

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] -1 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 01:10:03 ago (+0/-1)

I work with a guy named Randy. He’s a bit of an old timer. I give him shroom chocolates from time to time

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 02:12:52 ago (+1/-0)

Nah

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 09:53:02 ago (+0/-0)

I want him to “experience the universe” before he dies. I’d like to get some dmt too. I’m not sure where to get it though. Iv never looked. I need to get enough shrooms for him to take a heroic dose though. Iv been trying to warm him up to it. Shroom chocolate in my experience is too weak. You gotta eat too much chocolate and he’s a toothpick he can’t eat that much chocolate

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:59:07 ago (+0/-0)

Willingly?

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1 monthApr 11, 2024 23:07:06 ago (+3/-0)

Try putting aioli on the bun and toasting it.

You'll feel like the time you sucked a glass dick.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 00:15:06 ago (+1/-1)

I’ll try it. I like trying every kind of burger possible. Every combo every topping

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 2 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 01:53:37 ago (+2/-0)

Calm down there joe bishop... A character in a book series who love some burgers. Full disclosure, I too love burgers 🍔

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1 monthApr 12, 2024 10:53:11 ago (+1/-0)

I'm listening to the audiobooks now, am on Armageddon. I find RC Bray pretty boring.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 0 points 1 monthApr 14, 2024 02:57:40 ago (+0/-0)

I actually kind of like RC Bray but to each their own. Definitely a great series. His new series (convergence) is pretty good too but he's not pumping them out as fast.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 18:21:40 ago (+0/-0)

It's my favorite thing to eat.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1 monthApr 12, 2024 02:59:58 ago (+1/-1)

Gut bomb. I eat one like once a year. Probably full of prion disease too.