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OY VEY THEY FORCED US TO WATCH MIDGET PORN!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to HebraicHijinksandSheenyShenanigans 3 weeksApr 11, 2024 18:10:41 ago (+23/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/x0amxb.mp4



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[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 3 weeksApr 11, 2024 20:53:56 ago (+6/-0)

"The NAZIs made us do all the things in my browser search history" - The Jews

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 2 points 3 weeksApr 12, 2024 00:04:38 ago (+2/-0)

I'm going to put this quote on the moon

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 11, 2024 21:09:27 ago (+0/-0)

Maximum lul

[ - ] BloodyComet 5 points 3 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:22:25 ago (+5/-0)

Why does he look so happy while he's describing this shit? I watched first without looking at the captions, and based solely on his body language and facial expressions, I spotted a few things.

First, he's lying like hell. He's staring at the floor when he begins this story- he's "looking for the details" in his mind, this is likely a lie he's told hundreds of times.

Then, as he goes on to describe what would be a truly horrific event, he is smiling the entire time. It's this subtle sort of smirk, very punchable. This is what is known as "duper's delight", when someone is lying and they feel they are getting away with it and getting what they want out of telling the lie.

Finally, to think of such a depraved scenario... I don't think this rat has that kind of imagination. I reckon he's seen something like this, but he was one of the perpetrators or witnesses. Maybe forced a little boy to fuck a woman? What a slimy fuck.

They would actually have us believe that the Germans, the little country in Europe that threatened to conquer the fucking planet was wasting their time with quadriplegic midget rape porn? And not only do they engage in this, it's actually a performance meant for jewish prisoners, specifically!

This is almost as absurd as the masturbation machines. Nothing is as absurd as the ol' "Tom and Jerry shotgun through the wall" story.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 3 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:30:29 ago (+4/-0)

The "putting duck farms in between the camps and the local village to drown out the screams" bit still gets #1 from me.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:07:48 ago (+4/-0)

Fuckin wild imagination on that one. I'm guessing he's got a cousin or 6m that works in Hollywood.

[ - ] BloodyComet 2 points 3 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:24:58 ago (+2/-0)

Why do you think he's smiling the whole time? You think he believes it's funny?

I think it's "duper's delight". Bastard knows he's lying, and knows that people believe him because he has had this shield of "muh holocaust survivor" for his entire fucking life. Can you imagine what it feels like to live your life like this? It's no wonder they behave like they are gods, nobody challenges them on anything out of fear of crossing the other liars.

It's ridiculous, Perry. It leaves me feeling exhausted just thinking about this. What the fuck are we going to do?

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 2 weeksApr 13, 2024 03:00:37 ago (+0/-0)

Most believable holohoax story so far.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3 weeksApr 11, 2024 20:27:57 ago (+1/-0)

this guy's browser history has midget porn for certain

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 3 weeksApr 12, 2024 10:35:35 ago (+0/-0)

Listen to him reminisce and critique the movie, he comes off as if he was reviewing it for an assignment. Relatively speaking, this guy clearly had a rockin' time.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 3 weeksApr 12, 2024 08:36:05 ago (+0/-0)

This might be true, except the jewish guards made this happen