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[ - ] Isaacjan 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 20:28:57 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like you should just kill yourself op

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 20:44:49 ago (+0/-0)

I should kill, yes.
Not myself though.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 20:45:51 ago (+0/-0)

The advice makes me want to kill myself.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 22:06:45 ago (+0/-0)*

That's not good advice.

You don't give up you present and future for the past

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:03:15 ago (+0/-0)*

How to succeed.
1. Don't be retarded.
2. Be White, handsome, and intelligent.
3. Maintain your health.
4. If you fuck up, correct and/or embrace it, and move on.

That will get you part of the way, but you still die in the end.

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Here's #5. (It's a mexican village. The anti-racist I copied from edited out his heritage)

The investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked…
Inside the small boat were several large fin tuna.

The banker complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The fisherman replied…

“Only a little while.”

The banker then asked why he didn’t stay out longer and catch more fish? The fisherman said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs.

The banker then asked…

“But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

The fisherman said…

“I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take a nap with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my friends, I have a full and busy life.”

The banker scoffed…

“I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat, and with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually, you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to a big City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise.”

The fisherman asked…

“But, how long will this take?”

To which the banker replied…

“15-20 years.”

The fisherman thought for a moment and then asked…

“But what then?”

The banker laughed and said that’s the best part…

“When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.”

And, once again the fisherman asked…

“Then what?”

The banker said…

“Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take naps with your wife, stroll to the village in the evening, sip wine and play your guitar with your friends!”

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 1 point 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 19:36:23 ago (+1/-0)*

I don't own a fishing boat, I don't have a license to fish, nobody will hire me as a fisherman.

If you think I'm being overly literal, think again.

I don't have any means of earning money, trying to make or harvest such a means from around myself violates the law, and nobody will give me the means of making money (say, a job).

Being willing to work hard and save what you earn is good, but you need to have work to do and income to save. I barely make enough to feed myself for two days with one meal on each day.

Everyone refuses to help me out of my situation, they offer me hopes and prayers and occasionally they treat me to some food so that I could get a third or fourth meal that week.

Lots of people like watching the montages of the homeless guy rising up out of poverty, usually that involves offering some service or good that costs more money than I could afford to spend, or getting a job somehow at someplace that wasn't business savvy enough to know how much of a liability homeless people are as employees.

I think they enjoy those narratives because they cover up the ugly truth of just how fucked our society is. If I could get a job just by asking for one, believe me, I would. It wouldn't matter how shitty of a job it is, id work my ass of at it.

I'm heading down to Niagara falls, gonna sneak into American where the jobs are. Canada can go to hell for all I care. There's no hope here.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 22:17:41 ago (+0/-0)*

No, working hard sucks. Don't work hard.

There are free or reduced cost fish licenses you could obtain.

There are food banks, community kitchens, meal programs, church food assistance, budgeting and financial counseling. Education and training. People in Canada pay a shitload of taxes to provide services - and if you do not use them they go to someone else - so use them - maybe talk to a social worker so they can help get free stuff.

Research on-line, network,

https://moneyintra.com/make-money/how-to-make-money-homeless/#:~:text=Here%20are%2030%20of%20the%20best%20Ways%20to,Performer%20...%208%208.%20Trucks%20...%20More%20items

Foraging https://www.backpacker.com/skills/foraging/

https://chatelaine.com/food/foraging-spring-canada/

Try to secretly grow some food in various locations as well. Maybe like potatoes

And yes maybe get out of Canada, it's too cold.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 21:04:45 ago (+0/-0)

Many of those moneymaking solutions don't work in canada, this isn't the please for people seeking to up themselves by the bootstraps.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 weeksApr 12, 2024 11:25:50 ago (+0/-0)


American where the jobs are

Might as well everyone else is. Hey when you get here can you spot me like 100 and dont you dare say you wont have it. You're going to be rich boy!

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 13, 2024 20:58:09 ago (+0/-0)

I certainly hope so dude, let's go drinking together sometime

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 4 weeksApr 11, 2024 18:55:27 ago (+1/-1)

Just go to work for foreign intelligence agencies. I did.